Have you ever.............

[Wainkerr99]

Nah.

Learned to play guitar holding it behind your head?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

...been involved in a forgery.

 

[Wainkerr99]

Had someone forge my signature on a cheque :dunno:

Spilled boiling water right near where it really hurts?

 

[doghair]

hot water yes. boiling water no

slept with a co-worker?

 

[busenbust]

yes.

...divorced and married within a week.

 

[doghair]

no.

been to spain

 

[busenbust]

nope.

....been to Dallas.

 

[doghair]

yes.

flown an airplane?

 

[megaewok]

no, not a real one

Been to Hawaii?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

....stepped outside naked.

 

[Jeep!]

Far too many times.

Tripped while streaking and hurt something precious?

 

[busenbust]

nope.


...stolen stuff from work.

 

[Jeep!]

Yep.

Been fired from a job?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

....been blacklisted.

 

[alexpnz]

no

.....shit when you thought you only had to fart?

 

[titsrock]

Nope, but I've come close to that a couple times...

.......ever ate something at dinner on a hot date with a chesty hottie but that something didn't agree with you and you spent the bulk of the date trying to figure out how to take the biggist shit of your life without her knowing?

 

[friendsofmine]

lol yes....

ever met a girl offline?

 

[Wainkerr99]

no.

Been constantly threatened by members of a certain race group?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

....been kidnapped.

 

[Wainkerr99]

Almost. The minivan driver talked the man out of it.

Looked up into the sky with a smile?