Have you ever.............

[ChefChiTown]

No, I don't go to Facebook.

...reeeeeally wished that you had my balls in your mouth?

 

[tanktopsrule]

Oh definatly not.

Ever fantasised about a neighbour or family friend i.e. friend of sisters...etc

 

[titsrock]

^
Hell yes. I wanted to fuck all of my sister's college friends. I might bang a few of them now, even though they are married and childed....

Ever poured hot sauce on your dong before you banged your girl?

 

[NymphoPornLover]

lol no if i want my dick red i would paint it, less painful :eek:

ever got an erection at work?

 

[titsrock]

Yes...all the time. It's fun to walk around the office with a pitched tent. The smiles I get....

Ever jumped into a fish tank at an aquarium or "Sea World"?

 

[tanktopsrule]

Nope never done that.

Evere turned down a (unexpected/random/whatever you wanna call it) offer of any form of sex becuase you already pleasured yourself (Before you were offered sex and before knew anything about it).

 

[NymphoPornLover]

No not yet :thumbsup:

Had sex with a woman & pulled your willy wonka out & found discharge on it?

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Yes its inevitable if you fuck enough


Have you ever had sex with twins

 

[NymphoPornLover]

No but i want too (same as every man that ever graced this plant) LOL

Had a poop & while wiping, your finger went through the paper and entered in your poop shoot?

 

[titsrock]

No, but I've mistakingly scratched my ass too close to my bunghole and came out with a brown fingernail. I suppose that counts, eh?

Ever sent a naughty email to a coworker only to find out she forwarded it on to coworkers and then you became the office clown?

 

[busenbust]

Nope.

....fallen into a well.

 

[BlueBalls]

No, not many wells where I live. But we can always hope I come across one some day :thumbsup:


.....thought about joining the Klu Klux Klan?

 

[busenbust]

Nope.

....walked to the Mall naked???

 

[NymphoPornLover]

Nupp

burnt yourself while cooking?

 

[HeartBroker]

All the time.

...played frisbee with a one-legged Vietnamese waitress?

 

[NymphoPornLover]

No LOL

been to a slaughter house & watched animals being killed?

 

[acker75]

caught as a "peeping tom" when you were still a kid?

 

[leafman]

nope, was never caught.

watched a porn movie being flimed live?

 

[StormRuller]

no

seen a naked girl in the beach?

 

[doghair]

no, i wish though

had sex with sisters?