Have you ever.............

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
No, I don't go to Facebook.

...reeeeeally wished that you had my balls in your mouth?
 
^
Hell yes. I wanted to fuck all of my sister's college friends. I might bang a few of them now, even though they are married and childed....

Ever poured hot sauce on your dong before you banged your girl?
 
Yes...all the time. It's fun to walk around the office with a pitched tent. The smiles I get....

Ever jumped into a fish tank at an aquarium or "Sea World"?
 
Nope never done that.

Evere turned down a (unexpected/random/whatever you wanna call it) offer of any form of sex becuase you already pleasured yourself (Before you were offered sex and before knew anything about it).
 
No but i want too (same as every man that ever graced this plant) LOL

Had a poop & while wiping, your finger went through the paper and entered in your poop shoot?
 
No, but I've mistakingly scratched my ass too close to my bunghole and came out with a brown fingernail. I suppose that counts, eh?

Ever sent a naughty email to a coworker only to find out she forwarded it on to coworkers and then you became the office clown?
 
No, not many wells where I live. But we can always hope I come across one some day :thumbsup:


.....thought about joining the Klu Klux Klan?
 
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