Have you ever.............

[rampau]

N O

fucked a girl with half her clothes still on

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

Yes

had sex in a courtroom

 

[bustybbwlover]

nope...wouldn't that lead to more charges?

pissed on yourself via ricochet from a urinal

 

[jimnt]

Yep, still nasty to think about


Been pissed on by the opposite sex?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Yes, but not on purpose. It wasn't gross, but certainly not what I'd order given the choice.

Laughed so hard a little pee came out?

 

[bustybbwlover]

not so much, i love comedy and laugh like crazy but never have had this issue...apparently i've got superior urine control

thought about being a hero then realized you wouldn't even want to save most of the people you know

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Oh hell, yes. If I were a (super)hero, I'd be Genocide Man!

Woken up laughing?

 

[bustybbwlover]

not that i recall, i've woken up cuming, i've woken up thinking i was on fire, i've woken up feeling like i was falling but i don't ever remember waking up laughing

wondered if people who say things like 'that's my add acting up' when they're not paying attention ever think about how insulting that is to people who actually have add or adhd

 

[busenbust]

nope

wanted to just disappear

 

[tanktopsrule]

Sure

....Wanted to stop time then be able to go anywhere and do anything?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Totally

eaten your own snot

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

No

got caught picking your nose in public

 

[rampau]

no

sneezed so hard, your neck started hurting

 

[busenbust]

nope

played sports professionally

 

[bustybbwlover]

not so much

sneezed and bashed your head into something

 

[busenbust]

nope

been depressed long-term

 

[rampau]

no

got a boner talking to a girl

 

[bustybbwlover]

probably at some point

'wreslted' with a girl to cop a feel

 

[busenbust]

nope

rode a wild stallion

 

[bustybbwlover]

no...i don't really care for horses

poked yourself in the eye and felt like you had to explain why your eye was watering to everyone