Have you ever.............

[busenbust]

yes!

.....put a price on someone's head

 

[vodkazvictim]

No.

Taken a girl home ***** and when she refused your advances you ended up reaching for the claw hammer and hacking and cracking away and then whispering sorry to her and ****** and asking why she won't talk to me.
Enough with the silent treatment! Please! Forgive me! Say something?!
And then burst into floods of tears.

Actually, can I amend that so it reads:
Posted something disconcerting and false in this thread?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

been accused of ******

 

[Member442]

Nope


been arrested?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Nope.


been to Hawaii?

 

[Member442]

Nope


Popsicle or drumstick?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Uhm...did you confuse the threads or are those sex position terms?


"visited" the equator?

 

[Member442]

No yes i did this is what I get for having 4 tabs open lol


inserted a Popsicle into a vagina?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

No. You wanna volunteer? :shy:


inserted something into your vagina and imagined it to be the cock of a FreeOnes member?

 

[alexpnz]

...ever Farted in a tub to make a jacuzzi?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

No.


ruined my conversation with Alisa?

 

[Member442]

I didn't I am alisa


hated when people interrupt us?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

:yesyes:


inserted something into your vagina and imagined it to be the cock of a FreeOnes member? :o

 

[vodkazvictim]

No

Have you ever intentioinally interrupted Maley and Alisa?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I would never interrupt Alisa and Maley! Next one who does so gets ******!


been ****** from a messageboard?

 

[Member442]

No


had a love for amy camo?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

In Germany only soldiers and douchebags wear camo.


wanted to see my big ban hammer?

 

[Member442]

Yes

I wear camo a lot in the real world. It's like I'm hunting men everytime I'm in them


sat down and Enjoyd the cartoons they watched as a ***** as an adult

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Yep.

I said in Germany, swetheart. Oh and I meant guys. Girs look hot in camo! You can hunt me anytime! We alternate, one day I hunt you, one day you hunt me!


inserted something into your vagina and imagined it to be the cock of a FreeOnes member? (IF YOU ARE A GIRL - If not GO TO HELL!)

 

[Member442]

Yes


got lost in a convo online and when you looked at the time it was 4 hrs later