Have you ever.............

[busenbust]

yes!

.....put a price on someone's head

 

[vodkazvictim]

No.

Taken a girl home drunk and when she refused your advances you ended up reaching for the claw hammer and hacking and cracking away and then whispering sorry to her and crying and asking why she won't talk to me.
Enough with the silent treatment! Please! Forgive me! Say something?!
And then burst into floods of tears.

Actually, can I amend that so it reads:
Posted something disconcerting and false in this thread?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

been accused of murder

 

[Member442]

Nope


been arrested?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Nope.


been to Hawaii?

 

[Member442]

Nope


Popsicle or drumstick?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Uhm...did you confuse the threads or are those sex position terms?


"visited" the equator?

 

[Member442]

No yes i did this is what I get for having 4 tabs open lol


inserted a Popsicle into a vagina?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

No. You wanna volunteer? :shy:


inserted something into your vagina and imagined it to be the cock of a FreeOnes member?

 

[alexpnz]

...ever Farted in a tub to make a jacuzzi?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

No.


ruined my conversation with Alisa?

 

[Member442]

I didn't I am alisa


hated when people interrupt us?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

:yesyes:


inserted something into your vagina and imagined it to be the cock of a FreeOnes member? :o

 

[vodkazvictim]

No

Have you ever intentioinally interrupted Maley and Alisa?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I would never interrupt Alisa and Maley! Next one who does so gets banned!


been banned from a messageboard?

 

[Member442]

No


had a love for amy camo?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

In Germany only soldiers and douchebags wear camo.


wanted to see my big ban hammer?

 

[Member442]

Yes

I wear camo a lot in the real world. It's like I'm hunting men everytime I'm in them


sat down and Enjoyd the cartoons they watched as a child as an adult

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Yep.

I said in Germany, swetheart. Oh and I meant guys. Girs look hot in camo! You can hunt me anytime! We alternate, one day I hunt you, one day you hunt me!


inserted something into your vagina and imagined it to be the cock of a FreeOnes member? (IF YOU ARE A GIRL - If not GO TO HELL!)

 

[Member442]

Yes


got lost in a convo online and when you looked at the time it was 4 hrs later