Have you ever.............

[rawlwear]

haha to the sidenote

Nope

been caught masturbating?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Sidenote: There was a dude in the next county over from me that rigged up a moter on his barstool and got a DUI on his way home from the bar.

AKA - The best dude ever.

 

[Wainkerr99]

No.

Been almost caught naked in a shop?

 

[SashaSparks]

No-I live at a nudist resort!

 

[friendsofmine]

No.

Been almost caught naked in a shop?

lots of times in dreams...

ever had a Wet Dream with someone else in the bed with you?

 

[rawlwear]

Pretty sure yes

threw up ,than made out with someone

 

[titsrock]

Nope. But I was so drunk once I couldn't get *hard* for a blowjob...noodle dick:o

...gone into an enemy/rival sports stadium to cheer on your team and almost got your ass beatdown?

 

[tanktopsrule]

Nope, i usually stick to my teams home games and rarely go matches at rival stadiums.

...ever thought you lost something but it was actually right in front of you.

 

[busenbust]

yep.

...had a case of mistaken identity.

 

[jibbijib]

Who the hell am I?


... eaten some really nice brisket?

 

[titsrock]

Yup. In Texas.

...sat in a hot tub with 3 topless chicks?

 

[rawlwear]

I wish.

Tried to suck there own dick?

 

[busenbust]

No.

....been banned.

 

[Xombie3000]

Nope

Watched at movie at the theaters more than twice in a row on the same day?

 

[busenbust]

no.

....had a dispute with your neighbor.

 

[titsrock]

Nope.

...banged a neighbor?

 

[Audrey]

just flirted.
Ever have a orgy?

 

[HeartBroker]

Nope

...dropped stuff off the top of a tall building just to see it smash?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

.....cried all week?

 

[HeartBroker]

Nope


...cried over spilt milk?