Have you ever.............

[alexpnz]

absolutely NOT!

.....accidentally let one rip during a blowjob?

 

[free4440273]

no!!

...had your car stolen.

 

[Wainkerr99]

no

been cursed?

 

[free4440273]

yes!!!

....not eaten for a week.

 

[Wainkerr99]

yes.

been called names at school?

 

[free4440273]

yes!!!

....lost your senses .

 

[tiger1977]

Never.

Masturbated in your own feces? (from Seven)

 

[busenbust]

nope!!!!!!!!!

....been involved in a terrorist accident ??

 

[titsrock]

No, thankfully!

Slurped up an entire plate of spaghetti with a single noodle, like in the Disney movie which I can't remember the name of at this moment?

 

[Wainkerr99]

no.

Been caught in the middle of a hijacking gunfight?

 

[titsrock]

Yes!

..bought a hottie a drink at a bar only to have her BF or Hubby walk the drink to you with a look of anger in his eyes?

 

[boobmanz]

No

...Fucked the girl next door

 

[titsrock]

Not yet, but give me time.

...eaten English muffins AND French toast on the same plate?

 

[HeyFellas]

Never eaten French toast, don't even know what it is.

.......searched your own name on the Freeones board? :wave2:

 

[tiger1977]

no until just now, when I read this question.

...suffered from the Oedipus complex?

 

[blusolstice]

ummm no absolutely not

...woken up after a wild night and been pleasantly surprised by who was laying next to you?

 

[power-san]

2 chicks

Have you ever barfed all over a girl in bed cause you were so drunk?

 

[ChefChiTown]

No, but now I want to.

Have you ever seen The Blues Brothers in Hi-Def?

 

[tiger1977]

Nope, never have.

...ever farted during a job interview?

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Nope.

Know someone who got a DUI/OMVI in something other than a car or truck?

Sidenote: There was a dude in the next county over from me that rigged up a moter on his barstool and got a DUI on his way home from the bar.