Have you ever.............

No

...pissed on yourself?
 
yep, doctor had to put it back, was my air pipe ...


have you ever farted, burped and sneezed at the same time ?
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Hmm...I've seen dogs humping inanimate objects before, OH, and my leg...does that count? :dunno:

...been called by the same person, not including business calls, more than 5 times in one day?
 
Yes, and not because I wanted to! (damn cycling in the country)


Have you ever bought something and realized later that you don't really need it?
 
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