Have you ever had a nightmare which will haunt you till the day you die?

[Juliuscaesar]

Well, in this one dream I had, I'm all alone with this hot woman.Things are okay, then she gets to her knees, unzips my fly, grabs my dick, then goes to work..But then, I'm shocked to feel this horrible pain, so I look down, and my dick's not in the woman's mouth, but in an electric pencil sharpener..I woke up screaming and found it very hard to get back to bed.

 

[grower_boy]

...That haunts you till the end? I'm pretty sure I'd be laughing about it by 3 PM.

 

[busenbust]

nightmares ? nightmares are for wimps

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Yes. It's that I'm stuck reading this thread for all eternity.

 

[PirateKing]

Yes, I was married with two creepy kids. We're having dinner at the table; me, the wife, the weird kids, and some old lady. All of the sudden they all gang up on me, tie me to the table and gradually cut off...parts of me.

*shudders*

I don't want to talk about it.

 

[Ulysses31]

I got married and had kids

 

[L3ggy]

I wouldn't know, I don't remember my dreams.

Yes, I was married with two creepy kids. We're having dinner at the table; me, the wife, the weird kids, and some old lady. All of the sudden they all gang up on me, tie me to the table and gradually cut off...parts of me.

*shudders*

I don't want to talk about it.

You just did.

 

[busenbust]

just drink more milk before bedtime :hybrid:

 

[PirateKing]

You just did.

I spared you the details.

Anyways, nothing like a good nightmare to make you appreciate reality.

I got married and had kids

Yes, but did they massacre you?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I spared you the details.


Yes, but did they massacre you?

Wives and kids rarely massacre .. they simply suck you dry until all there is left is a dried up husk praying for death. It's more fun for them that way ...:eek:

 

[PirateKing]

Wives and kids rarely massacre .. they simply suck you dry until all there is left is a dried up husk praying for death. It's more fun for them that way ...:eek:

I think that was the subtext.

 

[L3ggy]

I spared you the details.

Anyways, nothing like a good nightmare to make you appreciate reality.


Yes, but did they massacre you?

I actually wish I could remember my nightmares.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I actually wish I could remember my nightmares.

Looks like you posted one as your sig .. WTF is that? It's awful (the content, not the presentation, which is, frankly, awesome)

 

[rayman53x]

Frighting, but i'd get over it lol

 

[PirateKing]

Looks like you posted one as your sig .. WTF is that? It's awful (the content, not the presentation, which is, frankly, awesome)

Perceptions vary. One man's nightmare is another man's wank fest.

It's Event Horizon btw.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Perceptions vary. One man's nightmare is another man's wank fest.

It's Event Horizon btw.

This is true. And thanks for the info.

Another movie to avoid.

 

[L3ggy]

Looks like you posted one as your sig .. WTF is that? It's awful (the content, not the presentation, which is, frankly, awesome)

Pussy.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Pussy.

Damn straight, bone breath.

 

[L3ggy]

Ass licker.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Ass licker.

This from a wolf. Eaten any good poo lately?