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Happy National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

I hope people don't actually 'appreciate' the squirrels too closely, as I'm pretty sure that's against the law.
 
I hope people don't actually 'appreciate' the squirrels too closely, as I'm pretty sure that's against the law.

That's only practiced in West Virginia and Alabama. The rest of us are ok. :)
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
They are tasty, when made in a stew. or slowly roasted over a spit, and basted with BBQ sauce.
 
No. They're not. Squirrels are the epitome of evil.

They lay in wait and dive bomb you when you jog by a tree, or under a powerline. They also pretend to be sickly and don't run away when yoiu walk by them...then pounce.

EVIL EVIL EVIL FUCKING EVIL LITTLE FUCKERs.

Stop rubbing peanut butter on your vagina for Buster to lick. They'll leave you alone if you smell less like nuts.
 

jinxypie

Official Checked Star Member
Fucking rats with furry tails. Chew into your house then reproduce to do more to chewing. I hate that vermin.

The only good squirrel is a dead one.

Agreed. We've had to patch up multiple spots in the roof / overhang where these monsters have chewed through and got in the attic, and tore up LOTS of things.
Squirrels don't need appreciation. :nono:
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Agreed. We've had to patch up multiple spots in the roof / overhang where these monsters have chewed through and got in the attic, and tore up LOTS of things.
Squirrels don't need appreciation. :nono:

Aww Jinxy! Didn't know you could be that mean! :(



You wanna be my second mistress? :shy:
 
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