Happy National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I have more emotions invested in this than of the other silly stuff happening today. So go out and watch squirrels collect nuts and see ******* more fiscally responsible than most humans.


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[lurkingdirk]

I thought you were kidding about this. But, no.

http://www.squidoo.com/national-squirrel-appreciation-day

Wow. Some people have a lot of time on their hands.

What are the odds that Inauguration day, MLK Jr. Day, and Squirrel Appreciation day all happen on the same day? Obviously, Moon Jews and the Illuminati are involved. Oh, and Muslims. Kenyan Muslims.

Death to American Squirrels.

 

[bobjustbob]

Fucking rats with furry tails. Chew into your house then reproduce to do more to chewing. I **** that vermin.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Seriously, our German orange squirrels are so much cuter than your black/grey ones!

And now the black ones come here and **** our orange ones!

 

[sean miguel]

Seriously, our German orange squirrels are so much cuter than your black/grey ones!

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Don't talk **** about our squirrels!

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I thought you were kidding about this. But, no.

http://www.squidoo.com/national-squirrel-appreciation-day

Wow. Some people have a lot of time on their hands.

Sounds like you're just kinda jealous because squirrels generally have nicer nuts than you...

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Seriously, our German orange squirrels are so much cuter than your black/grey ones!

And now the black ones come here and **** our orange ones!

So a German is going on about the superior species based upon color? This should end well.

I thought you were kidding about this. But, no.

http://www.squidoo.com/national-squirrel-appreciation-day

Wow. Some people have a lot of time on their hands.

What are the odds that Inauguration day, MLK Jr. Day, and Squirrel Appreciation day all happen on the same day? Obviously, Moon Jews and the Illuminati are involved. Oh, and Muslims. Kenyan Muslims.

Death to American Squirrels.

Muslims ARE moon Jews, rtard. The whole crescent moon thing and the old fundamentalist belief that they worship the moon should have been a clue.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

So a German is going on about the superior species based upon color? This should end well.

**** all those Jewish squirrels!!!

 

[BCT]

Don't talk **** about our squirrels!

This made me lol.

 

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[gunslingingbird]

Sounds like you're just kinda jealous because squirrels generally have nicer nuts than you...

What are you talking about?!? Dirk's left and right nuts look like Sam Elliot and Jack Palance, respectively!

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

What are you talking about?!? Dirk's left and right nuts look like Sam Elliot and Jack Palance, respectively!

Wait.... how exactly does one go about getting cowboy nuts? Because I wouldn't mind packing an Eastwood and a Van Cleef.

 

[Deepcover]

Anyone remember that geico commercial on the two squirrels distracting a nearby car in the middle of the road, only to have the driver drive off the edge of the sideway, as the squirrels give each other major props? Well that's what I think about NSD. That particular commercial.

 

[Petra]

The only good squirrel is a dead one.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

The only good squirrel is a dead one.

But... but... but... cuuuute!

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Walkers made Cajun Squirrel crisps once. They were so tasty the fucking squirrels ate them.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01365/Squirrel-chrisps_1365801i.jpg

 

[Petra]

But... but... but... cuuuute!

No. They're not. Squirrels are the epitome of evil.

They lay in wait and dive bomb you when you jog by a tree, or under a powerline. They also pretend to be sickly and don't run away when yoiu walk by them...then pounce.

EVIL EVIL EVIL FUCKING EVIL LITTLE FUCKERs.

 

[squallumz]

yet another sham by hallmark. fucking money grubbers.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

No. They're not. Squirrels are the epitome of evil.

They lay in wait and dive bomb you when you jog by a tree, or under a powerline.

Wait... what!? They WHAT!? Squirrels have done this to you? I've never heard of this before. Have you perhaps done something to anger The Great and Vengeful Squirrel Gods?

 

[bobjustbob]

You want these diseased rodents in your house? My ******-in-law called me over to help get rid of some. They were in his chimney and were sliding down into his furnace pipes in the basement. Disconnected the pipe and 3 of them dropped out running all over the place. Me and him with a shovel and broom swatting at them. The women are yelling,"Don't hurt them, don't hurt them." Fuck that. We got 2 but the 3rd ran up the stairs. Okay girls, you want to try to catch and release the one heading into your bedroom? We should have lit the fire and BBQ'd their furry little asses.