Guys, what do you hate the most about masturbating?

[busaguy79]

The lack of cuddling afterwards, its just clean up and go! Fuck i'm such an asshole!!

 

[Funboy88]

I hate that when I cum masterbating, it isn't in some little hotties mouth, pussy or sweet ass!!!!! :nanner:

 

[bustybbwlover]

definitely dealing with the cum

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Getting caught and dealing with the cum. What a hassle that is. It sticks to everything like glue.

 

[Tittyman5000]

The fact that the girl your imagining isn't there in person.

 

[Jagger69]

Forgetting to grab a towel beforehand. Ever try walking any distance with your pants around your ankles?

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Forgetting to grab a towel beforehand. Ever try walking any distance with your pants around your ankles?

Yes, yes I have. Quite the exercise if one is looking to concentrate on calf development and balancing power in your toes.

 

[Jon S.]

Mistaking the crazy glue for the vasoline!

 

[Straight Shooter]

Mistaking the crazy glue for the vasoline!

You too?:o

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Having to touch myself. I am currently trying to telepathically masturbate.

 

[Deepcover]

Yes really. Now do you include women in this or do I have to get all angry and beat you?

In case you didn't know she's flirting with you...Helps when you got a girlfriend.

 

[izabelplayer]

that i can't get the girl i masturbated to.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Yes really. Now do you include women in this or do I have to get all angry and beat you?

Beat me........ off

 

[Member442]

In case you didn't know she's flirting with you...Helps when you got a girlfriend.

I was not. I meant the first part. The last part about angry and beating was sarcasm. Hence the

Beat me........ off

Oh you. Normally would be followed by a punch in the face but as I do love Vodka so I'm just going to:1orglaugh.

 

[FOACCOUNT!@#$%]

You sure:elaugh:

im sure

 

[Member442]

im sure

Alright.

 

[rizwano]

i hate the pain

 

[LukeEl]

Waking up in church is the worst thing for me when I masturbate.

 

[member984984]

The fact that i'm not getting any pussy at the time

 

[ICanHasLogin]

The foreplay. Let's just get it underway!