Guys, what do you hate the most about masturbating?

[Bloodshot Scott]

Well, I have already stated what I believe the worst part about masturbating is, so why not change it up a bit? To me, the best part about masturbating is that after you do it enough, your hands become much stronger. As a result, you develop a bone crushing handshake. So instead of trying to avoid that one asshole that no one likes to shake hands with out of fear of being crushed, you can now be that asshole and watch everyone else wince in pain when you greet them. It also subliminally tells people that You Might wanna think twice before fucking with this guy.

I played hockey for 15 years, ever since I was 5. I have a hard muthafuckin handshake, even for big dudes. Just sayin'. A good solid handshake is a good sign of character. :2 cents:

 

[Arden Adamz]

LOL good point Alisa... It's interesting that this is all about boys jerkin it off, you guys aren't interested in what the naughty girls you're fantasizing about think? Just in case you're curious-- The absolute worst thing about masturbating for me is trying to stop! Once I come the first time-- it's so damn hard not to do it again and again and again... lol
xox

 

[busenbust]

the clean up /////////////

 

[Death-Proof-69]

LOL good point Alisa... It's interesting that this is all about boys jerkin it off, you guys aren't interested in what the naughty girls you're fantasizing about think? Just in case you're curious-- The absolute worst thing about masturbating for me is trying to stop! Once I come the first time-- it's so damn hard not to do it again and again and again... lol
xox

yeah i'm slightly jealous of my girlfriend for that...

 

[Member442]

LOL good point Alisa... It's interesting that this is all about boys jerkin it off, you guys aren't interested in what the naughty girls you're fantasizing about think? Just in case you're curious-- The absolute worst thing about masturbating for me is trying to stop! Once I come the first time-- it's so damn hard not to do it again and again and again... lol
xox

That would also be my problem.

 

[CunningStunts]

I'm glad I don't have the same problem the ladies do... otherwise, responders would find my decomposed corpse after a week long masturbation session without food or water...

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

Nothing

 

[habs0000]

For me is cumming alone with no feeling for hugging my girlfriend after my orgasm

 

[316sherm]

That is doesn't last long enough
:rubbel:

 

[Zolf J. Kimbly]

For me is cumming alone with no feeling for hugging my girlfriend after my orgasm

doesn't get much gayer than this

 

[Shifty]

doesn't get much gayer than this

It kinda sorta does ...

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=418598

 

[jibbijib]

Finding a thread about what guys hate most about masturbating.

 

[drfeathers]

That is doesn't last long enough
:rubbel:

This. I hate having to take a break just because I came.

 

[magicspore]

Absence of a woman?

 

[mrtrebus]

doesn't get much gayer than this

Er it would if it said "hugging my boyfriend". Obviously

 

[magicspore]

Why cant people just jerk off in the wash basin? easiest thing ever.

 

[mrtrebus]

Why cant people just jerk off in the wash basin? easiest thing ever.

The added bonus that there's usually a mirror above the sink so you can see your own cum face!
:rubbel:

 

[ArsErotika]

Explaining to the emergency room staff.

Again.

 

[Automate]

Feeling nothing at all before, during and after the fact.

 

[Ulysses31]

Being escorted off of school premises by the Police, again

The paperwork

Going blind

Looking for my penis

How it interfers with my 'right to bear arms'

The horrified looks on kids faces

Deciding who to masturbate over, can take ages sometimes