Guys: Do You Like Getting Your Asshole Licked?
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JayJohn85
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Man what chick is actually going to want to lick your asshole without getting paid to do so? Sure some girls might finger your ass like some chick tried on me one time....I was like wtf to which she replied "I thought you might like that" which got me pondering who the fuck was she with before me lulz. But asshole licking, A big no no
If you are really clean...a girl can get motivated to lick everywhere. Too bad many of guys don't take personal hygiene too seriously. :throwup:
never, it feels weird
Wait. Never...as is you never have and never will?
How do you know it feels weird?
c'mon...tell the truth. Summer camp was special one year, wasn't it?
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No, but I am not totally above dipping my balls in sweet cream and squatting in a kitchen full of kittens.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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I came home drunk from the bar one night after watching the ballgame and eating a lot of extra spicy buffalo wings. My girl was horny and helped me off with my boots and pants. She sucked on me some, licked my balls, then pushed my gut and my legs back and buried her tongue in my asshole. She went at it for awhile until she realized her mouth was on fire from the buffalo wing sauce leakage and ran off to the bathroom to rinse out her mouth.
And that is why you shouldn't lick assholes. Leave it to the professionals.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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She should have made sure I didn't spray red hot diarrhea all over the commode at the sports bar. I thought I dabbed and wiped good enough with the toilet paper but I guess not. Live and learn I always say.
That's why I will never do it unless a chick has showered before hand and even then I'm fully skeptical and need to be prodded to do it. There are people who think they know how to wipe their ass but the reality is they don't. I don't want to find out what they had for dinner last night if you know what I mean.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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I'm a back to front kind of fella. I know that's not the right way to wipe your ass but I'm so fat I'm lucky I can reach it. I can't figure out why any broad would want to bury their face between my lumpy, pale ass cheeks.
If only I haven't showered and/or wiped in over a week. Then she can live out her cat fetish of giving me tongue baths.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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I'm sure she'd be able to find some crunchy beef and chicken flavored bits back there too. Dingleberries are very high in protein, or so I found out on this one documentary I watched.
yes and it feels soooo good
Alyssa Rose
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Yeah this is one of those things I just don't think im going to try...
Glad to see some female input on this topic. Was w[h]ondering if we were going to get some or not. :thumbsup:
absolutely!
GregCentauro
Banned
Only if maildude's cat does it.
peanut butter, right?
I find he actually prefers a bit of anchovy paste. Give it a try.
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