Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Make friends with a fella who owns a hog ****. Dead hookers definitely smell worse than dead civilians but the hogs can't seem to taste the difference.
Grab A Nice, Cheap Hooker Or Stay At Home, Get High, And Beat Off
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Make friends with a fella who owns a hog ****. Dead hookers definitely smell worse than dead civilians but the hogs can't seem to taste the difference.
But how will the hogs taste?
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Like bacon flavored hookers.
Cut them up in a heavy duty garbage bags and dump them off the coast of Miami. The Gulf Stream will do the rest of the work.
Cut them up in a heavy duty garbage bags and dump them off the coast of Miami. The Gulf Stream will do the rest of the work.
Are you experienced in ******* hookers?
Gulf Stream is unreliable.
Not that I'm speaking from experience...
Not that I'm speaking from experience...
No, only the guilty ones....:yinyang:
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Alright gang, let's turn this thing around. Perhaps some good hooker stories(no ******* or *********) or some really excellent getting loaded and Punishing Percy stories.
wottle
I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe
Not me!! i'm getting to old to look for it in the bars or on the streets. As other poster's have mentioned ****** services can be unreliable. STD's are not my thing.
My heyday for that **** was the 80's.
Now i just Wank (mostly)(85%). Once in a while, I get a wild hair up my ass and hit the the town.
Scored twice this year, On Lundi Gras, early March, and in late July.
:nanner:
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Massage Parlors were great in Santa Monica until the SMPD shut almost all of them down. It was easy to find hot looking Korean gals in their early 20s that were eager to please. My favorite spot was Ginja Massage on Wilshire/26th. What a line-up they had. I spilled a lot of custard in that place over the years, much of it down Jasmine's throat.
Inglewood was good for massage parlors with Latin girls. Those places are gone now too. I would see a gal named Shadow who was a dead ringer for Veronica Brazil.
There are still many hot Korean apartment hookers on the Westside. Most of them charge between $250-300 but you might be able to bag one for $200.
Inglewood was good for massage parlors with Latin girls. Those places are gone now too. I would see a gal named Shadow who was a dead ringer for Veronica Brazil.
There are still many hot Korean apartment hookers on the Westside. Most of them charge between $250-300 but you might be able to bag one for $200.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
I would love to go and get some hash too.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Nothing more fun than prowling around East Hollywood around 4AM in a car. There's all kinds of adventure to be had. It's risky but fun.
RichardNailder
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I'm right here at home.............
high as FUCK..................
jerking "Chapstick" as hard and fast as I can...............
as my favorite cheap hooker licks my balls!
Later I'm gonna lick hers!
high as FUCK..................
jerking "Chapstick" as hard and fast as I can...............
as my favorite cheap hooker licks my balls!
Later I'm gonna lick hers!
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
I'm right here at home.............
high as FUCK..................
jerking "Chapstick" as hard and fast as I can...............
as my favorite cheap hooker licks my balls!
Later I'm gonna lick hers!
Everything turn out OK in the end?
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
I like the sound of the Korean custard busters .....
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
IMO the Koreans are the best escorts in LA when you consider looks, service, and price. For $250 you get a stunning petite fuck toy that wants to please. It's an act but these gals are great actresses.
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