Grab A Nice, Cheap Hooker Or Stay At Home, Get High, And Beat Off

Which Do You Prefer?

  • Grab A Nice, Cheap Hooker

    Votes: 23 52.3%

  • Stay At Home, Get High, And Beat Off

    Votes: 21 47.7%
  • Total voters
    44
Little Red Wagon Repairman

Little Red Wagon Repairman

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Red Spyder said:
Thing is that I don't know the places to find hookers on this side of the border and I REALLY don't want to get myself arrested. Even checking out backpages, how do I know it's not a police sting operation? Anybody ever been in any south TX town and know where to find some, send me a PM? Yes? :D
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1) Go to Backpage and find your city and girl.
2) Google her phone number looking for evidence of fake pictures or different names or cities.
3) Find a way to check her reviews. Many sites charge a fee but it's worth it for people like me who like cheap sluts at cheaper prices. I use The Erotic Review.
4) Fuck her in every place she has a hole and make holes where there aren't any places.
 
Red Spyder

Red Spyder

Pattheprovo said:
Oh this poll is a tight one.
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Unlike a hooker's holes.....
:insert drumroll here: :rolleyes:

Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week! Try the veal!!
 
Little Red Wagon Repairman

Little Red Wagon Repairman

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Red Spyder said:
Unlike a hooker's holes.....
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I was at a massage parlor once and my technician was in her late 40s and had a beauty of a C-Section scar. I was about to fuck her but when she opened her legs it looked like her vagina was yawning at me. I was thinking that she was a fairly passive aggressive cunt but that didn't stop me from driving my Cadillac through her airplane hangar.
 
Red Spyder

Red Spyder

Dino Velvet said:
I was at a massage parlor once and my technician was in her late 40s and had a beauty of a C-Section scar. I was about to fuck her but when she opened her legs it looked like her vagina was yawning at me. I was thinking that she was a fairly passive aggressive cunt but that didn't stop me from driving my Cadillac through her airplane hangar.
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Been there, done that, with an older chick whose meat hole reminded me of a cave. I wanted to shout "hellooooo, hellooooo, helloooooo? Anybody there.... there.... there......"

Though down in Ol' Mexico there's new chicks all the time. I once did it with this chick that was barely starting at her job and she was real tight. She was 18 but looked to be in her 20's. The problem now is that I really hesitate to partake in it since nowadays I'm not sure which chicks are there willingly and which aren't, so if none of my favorites who I know really like to fuck are not there, then I'm gone.
 
Little Red Wagon Repairman

Little Red Wagon Repairman

MFOMBSoPGA
Red Spyder said:
Been there, done that, with an older chick whose meat hole reminded me of a cave. I wanted to shout "hellooooo, hellooooo, helloooooo? Anybody there.... there.... there......"

Though down in Ol' Mexico there's new chicks all the time. I once did it with this chick that was barely starting at her job and she was real tight. She was 18 but looked to be in her 20's. The problem now is that I really hesitate to partake in it since nowadays I'm not sure which chicks are there willingly and which aren't, so if none of my favorites who I know really like to fuck are not there, then I'm gone.
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You still go down to Mexico? I haven't been down there in years and I live in LA. TJ was always so much fun. Those cartels really screwed everything up. Just not worth the risk anymore. I'd love to go back when things calm down.
 
Ravenholm

Ravenholm

Staying at home and beating off is a whole lot cheaper. So yeah it wins every time. That way the money saved can go towards the RMF (Ravenholm Music Foundation) it's an organisation set up so as to allow me to buy loads of Heavy Metal music. Donations are most welcome!.
 
Little Red Wagon Repairman

Little Red Wagon Repairman

MFOMBSoPGA
Ravenholm said:
Staying at home and beating off is a whole lot cheaper. So yeah it wins every time. That way the money saved can go towards the RMF (Ravenholm Music Foundation) it's an organisation set up so as to allow me to buy loads of Heavy Metal music. Donations are most welcome!.
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As a fellow Metalhead I fully support your decision, sir.:banger:
 
busenbust

busenbust

^^^^
am still having trouble finding mature bareback hookers this side !!
 
TheSpokenWheel

TheSpokenWheel

Stay home. It's cheaper, you're not going to get a disease, and the shame of spilling your seed alone is less than that of paying a stranger to be there IMO.
 
Red Spyder

Red Spyder

Cheap hookers? Where? Let me know!! I don't know where to find cheap hookers in the U.S.

Well, I imagine that here in the U.S. you get what you pay for. The only hookers I've known of on this side of the border weren't cheap and quality was still kind of iffy. But in Mexico? Sure. I was just with this chick, she was about 21, 5'6", dark Mexican skin, pretty face, very thin, with natural 38DD's (not enough money to get fake ones). It was only $40 for full service and, boy, was it worth it. I wanted to take her pic but she didn't let me, not even dressed. I keep asking them if any of them has a visa to cross over here at least for a weekend but no dice.
 
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