Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside!

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside

I would be perfect for the writing part, but I'm not really interested in watching porn. :dunno: I could fake it though... I'm pretty sure the girls are doing that anyway.

Plus, that would cut into my SWTOR time. And let's be honest, the Republic needs me on the battlefield defending planets from the merciless onslaught of the Empire.





+50 Light side points
 

bofuvum

Closed Account
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside

What are the pros and cons here? Do you want my social security number?
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside

What are the pros and cons here? Do you want my social security number?

i do. mama needs a new credit card and a pair of shoes.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside

What are the pros and cons here? Do you want my social security number?

No SS# needed since you're essentially a freelancer. However, we will need some personal info for our records. This is mostly real name, address, phone number, birthdate and email. This information is 100% confidential and handled with upmost care, as if you were here working at FO HQ.

The only thing that will ever show publically is your first name. If it's very unique then of course I'll allow you to take a common name like Mike or Bob.
 
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside

Maybe I'm not the guy that you need for the task, but I've have a question anyway. The reviewer must pay for log in on the paysites?
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside

Maybe I'm not the guy that you need for the task, but I've have a question anyway. The reviewer must pay for log in on the paysites?

No.
 
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside

I'm in....what the hell. Email on the way. Porn + money for writing? Why didn't I discover this years ago?
 
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside

Maybe I'm not the guy that you need for the task, but I've have a question anyway. The reviewer must pay for log in on the paysites?

no, we provide the reviewer with a pass to access the sites.

Please note, the reviewer needs to be as objective as possible. You can not rate a midget site low just because you are not into midgets. This is often the biggest issue with new reviewers.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside

You can not rate a midget site low just because you are not into midgets.





:1orglaugh
 
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside

If I would have known midgets were involved, I'd have submitted my application shortly thereafter.
 
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside

well I love porn, have time available but my ingles is only in google or bing translator, so good luck for those who pick up this amazing wave
 
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside

If I would have known midgets were involved, I'd have submitted my application shortly thereafter.

Jokes like that will make people think little of you
 
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside

It would be a dream job.... if you want the honest review with no bullshit pick me
 
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside


hehe good catch! Thought I would put a little joke in there ;)
 

Patrick_S

persona non grata
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside

Please note, the reviewer needs to be as objective as possible. You can not rate a midget site low just because you are not into midgets. This is often the biggest issue with new reviewers.
There is no way anyone can possibly be objective when they review something. The only things it´s possible to be objective about is technical things like video/image quality and facts like how much content there is on a site, everything else is up to personal preference. Why not have different reviewers for different genres? You don´t see reviews in music magazines/sites where journalists who only listen to hip-hop review black metal albums. You could just let the poeple who want to be reviewers fill out a simple form where they can check boxes for what they aren´t interested in. That way you could at least avoid cases where someone who´s only interestred in anorectic teens have to review sites about fat grannies, or something.
 
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside

There is no way anyone can possibly be objective when they review something. The only things it´s possible to be objective about is technical things like video/image quality and facts like how much content there is on a site, everything else is up to personal preference. Why not have different reviewers for different genres? You don´t see reviews in music magazines/sites where journalists who only listen to hip-hop review black metal albums. You could just let the poeple who want to be reviewers fill out a simple form where they can check boxes for what they aren´t interested in. That way you could at least avoid cases where someone who´s only interestred in anorectic teens have to review sites about fat grannies, or something.

Good idea! That way, even more of us would be able to become reviewers! :nanner:
Any idea when you'll let the 'winner' know he's won?
 
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside

There is no way anyone can possibly be objective when they review something. The only things it´s possible to be objective about is technical things like video/image quality and facts like how much content there is on a site, everything else is up to personal preference. Why not have different reviewers for different genres? You don´t see reviews in music magazines/sites where journalists who only listen to hip-hop review black metal albums. You could just let the poeple who want to be reviewers fill out a simple form where they can check boxes for what they aren´t interested in. That way you could at least avoid cases where someone who´s only interestred in anorectic teens have to review sites about fat grannies, or something.

IN our backend people pick the sites themself, if they dont like gay sites they dont pick 'm. Problem solved ;)
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside

Good idea! That way, even more of us would be able to become reviewers! :nanner:
Any idea when you'll let the 'winner' know he's won?

I'll be going through all the applications Monday. I now need 2 reviewers so there shall be 2 lucky folks.
 
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