Girlfriend said TOO MUCH!

I don't think what she said was all that wierd. I've actually had several dreams about my girlfriend or wife now having a twin and the 3 of us getting it on!!!

Usually one of them is a blonde and the other a brunette (her true color).
 
I think you are over-reacting. Having a fantasy doesn't make anyone whore.

I bet you would love to have sex with multiple women and don't see anything wrong about that, but when it's a woman who wants to have sex with multiple men, she's seen as a whore..

Sexually active men are considered as studs, and sexually active women as whores. And that's not right.

bingo. yahtzee.
 

chevy66driver

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I agree with extremeb, this was just hilarious! :rofl2:



I call strange guy jacking off in the corner, watching the proceedings....

That's about the best I can get at this point...got to the thread late...

My god, he had no idea what he was getting into, did he? This is great! :rofl:
 
Who'd have thought, that there might be something you would rather not know,
revealed during a game of truth or dare...



The mind boggles.... :sleep:
 

Torre82

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Who'd have thought, that there might be something you would rather not know,
revealed during a game of truth or dare...



The mind boggles.... :sleep:

I double dog dare you to watch becks masturbate while wanking on senob's cock! Oh, and while using your own rod in an unsavory manner on Professor boobalicious' mangina.

I'll record it, Legz will critique it.. colonelf40 will demand an Indian pornstar in it, and Aces and Jacks will close it for being too.. something.

ITLL BE GREAT! ;)

Until Hugh Hefner sues us, becks gets pregnant with fingerbabies and legz blunt fumes get everybody high on the set.
 
Knocks on Door:
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, hi I'm here for the gang bang."

So she wants to fuck the starting line up of a basketball team. Basketball players wear "athletic supporters", right?

Film it and call it "One girl, one emotionally retarded boyfriend, 5 Cups"
 
Knocks on Door:
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, hi I'm here for the gang bang."

So she wants to fuck the starting line up of a basketball team. Basketball players wear "athletic supporters", right?

Film it and call it "One girl, one emotionally retarded boyfriend, 5 Cups"

:rofl2: :thumbsup:
 
I double dog dare you to watch becks masturbate while wanking on senob's cock! Oh, and while using your own rod in an unsavory manner on Professor boobalicious' mangina.

I'll record it, Legz will critique it.. colonelf40 will demand an Indian pornstar in it, and Aces and Jacks will close it for being too.. something.

ITLL BE GREAT! ;)

Until Hugh Hefner sues us, becks gets pregnant with fingerbabies and legz blunt fumes get everybody high on the set.

This all sounds like a bootleg edition of the FreeOnes Webcam. :1orglaugh
 
... that my whore, I mean girlfriend,...

Dude, commenting like that is SO lame. Shows how insecure you are. Question: You have sexual fantasies??? Have you told them to her, or do you find yourself a man-whore of this??????? Or do you only fantasise about the misionary position in another place than in a bed?
You pulled the answer out of her, you betrayed her confidence and you do not show her you trust her. Fantasy isn't the real world. I fantasise about humping the complete Olympic women's hockey team in a hot spa. Gonna happen? No!
You better grow up, taka a look at yourself instead of the woman you're dating. :thefinger
 
I didn't keep asking questions cause I was grossed out. I found out through a simple little game that my whore, I mean girlfriend, wants to get stuffed by five guys.
It's funny how she tried to make it sound better by saying 5 "me's"

You blew it.
That is the perfect opportunity to get with her and 5 other girls. She's fantasizing about more people. Just a fantasy. She's sharing with you cause you asked. You don't shoot her down. If you are so opposed to her fantasy - sell her on 5 girls instead. Take her to a strip club. Get her a porn w/ that theme. Let her strip to her underwear for you and your friends or vice versa. Work with her fantasy. Don't make her feel like a whore for having one!

Sheesh! Rookie.


...colonelf40 will demand an Indian pornstar in it...
stop.....:1orglaugh.....please....:1orglaugh...can't....:1orglaugh...breathe...:rofl2:
 
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