Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playground!

[BR4D0013]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Stuff 'I'm in a tun o' lard and strap 'I'm to the main mast for the crew an' Cap'ain to lash as they like.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Replace him as the figure head.

 

[spurious]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Tattoo a Jolly Roger onto his chest and back and fly him from the mainmast.

 

[metalau]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

milk him like a cow

 

[hotrod808]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

dont let him drive an italian cruise liner

http://www.taz.de/uploads/images/684x342/costa_concordia_presseschau.jpg

oh right they already did.

 

[seeteufel1]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Well, just let him go to Iran and let him search for mass-destruction-weapons, somebody tells that they have and it was a lie in a different country.If he finds, he is a hero anyway!!

 

[bnaked]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Pimp him out to the rest of the crew. impdaddy irate:irate:irate:

 

[baj701]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Isn't it shark week. We should put him in a dingy with chum and pull him behind the boat.

 

[mah1407]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

The drunken sailor should be made to watch richard simmons do his exercise programs naked...

 

[metalau]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

shave is ass

 

[metalau]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

make druken sailor pay a sexdoll for every freeones's member

 

[bennihanna]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Put him on "The Bachelor" or "The Bachelorette"... hilarity ensues. "ARRRRRRRRRRR THAT'S MY BOOTY!"

 

[quiet_guy256]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Dress him up as a mermaid, stap him to the front of the boat, and make him sing show tunes the whole way back to land.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Expose him to the jazz-infused percussion brilliance of prog-thrash drummer/demigod Brann Dailor?

 

[nikkoss29]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Put him on an deserted island with lots of rom and a gun with one bullet.

 

[edirons22]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Make him wear this on board for the rest of the journey

 

[loki319]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Make him wear a sexy french maid out fit, and have him walk around town with a sigh on that says. "Sexy and i know it".

 

[nightwanker]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Get him to a rehab, dry and sober.
Back on the wagon as a teetotaller.

And then fill him up for a good laughter.

 

[juanantonio]

We have to throw him in the same dungeon that the idiots of "Jersey Shore" to hear bullshit, to be beaten and fucked!

Or is too much punishment?

:dunno:

 

[kbones]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Tie him up, rip out his body hair, and have Jesse Jane fuck him on top and lean back so far she breaks his dick off.