Mayhem
Banned
Animal Planet once helped me identify the breed of cat she is...and then I promptly forgot it. But she is entirely snow white, she has a subtle lions ruff (which makes her even more adorable) and she has tufts of fur between her paws. In other words, she's bred for winter. She's about 12 1/2 years old and acts 12 weeks old. Anyway, with the yearly nosedive in temperature that happens here in the desert, Jeebus, the little attention grabber won't fuckin' leave me alone. This tends to happen this time of year anyway, but shit, she is completely out of control. She's pawing at me while I'm at the computer, she's waiting for me when I'm in the bathroom, she's demanding that I lie down a 100 times a day so she can sit on my chest and purr. My kingdom for a tranquilizer gun!
Mind you, I'm playing along. I have been ruminating that she is mortal like the rest of us and the worst day of my life is now closer than farther away. And I mean that. She came to me right in the middle of a dark time in my life and I credit her with getting my head screwed back on and being mindful that my decisions/actions will now affect her. Trust me, I wouldn't have pulled it off by myself. But 10 minutes, that's all I ask for, 10 fuckin' minutes.
Now if you'll pardon me, her majesty is calling.....insistently.
Mind you, I'm playing along. I have been ruminating that she is mortal like the rest of us and the worst day of my life is now closer than farther away. And I mean that. She came to me right in the middle of a dark time in my life and I credit her with getting my head screwed back on and being mindful that my decisions/actions will now affect her. Trust me, I wouldn't have pulled it off by myself. But 10 minutes, that's all I ask for, 10 fuckin' minutes.
Now if you'll pardon me, her majesty is calling.....insistently.