Game of Thrones

[sean miguel]

^ he looks so slim.

Those feudal Japan pics are great. I especially like the one with Nedu Starku committing seppuku.

Crap, aaand... I scrolled down too far.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I'd rather be with Ygritte (we'll overlook the getting shot with an arrow incident, a mere spat) and be free of the night's watch oath which is a joke IMO.

Thinking back to my own first piece of pussy.... yeah, FUCK your sworn brothers. Head back to the Wall to freeze or starve - if you make it - or keep getting your dick wet every night until it's time to fight? I'll stick with ginger knickers please, and I'll kill every man I've ever met for a chance to keep putting it in her. That first slice of regular gash, you'd kill for.

Sadly George didn't believe the honourable (probable) seed of good old old Dead Ned would think that way. Crows Before Hos.

^ he looks so slim.

He only got fat and slow after he was king. Robert was an awesome warrior in his day.

Crap, aaand... I scrolled down too far.

I feel your pain. I had the Red Wedding spoiled for me before I got that far in the books. I was so angry at the person that did it, I had them poisoned at their wedding.

 

[sean miguel]

Thinking back to my own first piece of pussy.... yeah, FUCK your sworn brothers. Head back to the Wall to freeze or starve - if you make it - or keep getting your dick wet every night until it's time to fight? I'll stick with ginger knickers please, and I'll kill every man I've ever met for a chance to keep putting it in her. That first slice of regular gash, you'd kill for.

Sadly George didn't believe the honourable (probable) seed of good old old Dead Ned would think that way. Crows Before Hos.

:1orglaugh epic.

 

[eponymous]

A few random thoughts and nothing more:

1. Tommen doesn't stand a chance against Margaery. Not a glimmer of a whiff of hint of a chance.

2. I hope Summer is okay.

3. Maybe Benjen is the one calling to Bran from beneath the tree.

4. They seem to have an endless supply of wine at Craster's.

5. What's his name gave me serious Hamlet flashbacks drinking wine out of Mormont's skull.

 

[eponymous]

Oh, and

6. I'd be willing to bet $ that Dany's going to suffer some kind of major setback this week or next. Her successes have been too easy and numerous lately. Something's going to happen, and it won't be good. Or there is likely to be some kind of major shake up with her inner circle.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

3. Maybe Benjen is the one calling to Bran from beneath the tree.

I believe Dan and Dave have forgotten about Benjen at this point. The hilarious thing is, both Jon and Bran's stories have taken a severe departure from the book at this point, so I haven't really got a fucking clue what's happening. Locke, for example, sent by Lord Bolton to probably assassinate Jon, does not even exist in the book.

6. I'd be willing to bet $ that Dany's going to suffer some kind of major setback this week or next. Her successes have been too easy and numerous lately. Something's going to happen, and it won't be good. Or there is likely to be some kind of major shake up with her inner circle.

This is a situation where the show is better than the book in my opinion, because in the book, some of the more... interesting things that happen to Dany, she actually gets warned about in the House Of The Undying (rather than just having her dragons pinched) so when they happen to her, you think "You should have seen that coming, you dizzy cow." In the show, she'll have an excuse.


You know what I want to see in tomorrow's episode? Yara. She made all the right noises at the end of Series 3 (having been absent for most of it) and we're still waiting for her to even appear.

 

[eponymous]

I have nothing against Yara. I wouldn't be upset if she returned.

My only issue with her is her brother. I'd be more than happy for Theon to just disappear at this point. I honestly don't fucking care what happens to him, and I'd rather forget him.

Ramsay, on the other hand, I don't want to just forget. I want to see him die a horrible, awful death, then piss on his grave and then forget him.

 

[Buggster]

Free the Imp!!!

 

[BCT]

Great episode but Dany's lines have become cheesy as fuck. Sadly she's been just another pretty face recently. When she said "I will rule" I fucking cringed.

 

[TheAdmiral]

Mormont's revenge!

 

[BCT]

 

[TheAdmiral]

Wilko Johnson is recovering after undergoing pioneering surgery to remove a pancreatic tumour.

"Wilko is recovering following a nine-hour operation on Wednesday in which doctors successfully removed a pancreatic tumour,” a statement from manager Lisa Climie, posted on his official Facebook page today (2 May), read.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/p...ering-after-successful-operation-9318510.html

 

[horn_dog]

 

[sean miguel]

lol.

Hodor is quite the killing machine when he puts his mind ... err.

Poor Sansa, she can't catch a break. PSYCHO. Same shit, different castle. I'm hoping for an epic Brienne vs. someone duel at the Eyrie, I know it's been done already. And it'd be such a shame if Lysa and/or her weirdo son were to trip and fall through the moon door.

 

[TheAdmiral]

 

[BCT]

lol.

Hodor is quite the killing machine when he puts his mind ... err.

Poor Sansa, she can't catch a break. PSYCHO. Same shit, different castle. I'm hoping for an epic Brienne vs. someone duel at the Eyrie, I know it's been done already. And it'd be such a shame if Lysa and/or her weirdo son were to trip and fall through the moon door.

That moon door fucking terrifies me.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Friendly reminder : Lysa is the widow of Jon Arryn, lord of The Vale and Warden of the East. There's an army there that did not fight for anyone in the War of Five Kings.

Think about that for a second.

 

[eponymous]

Another solid episode this week. So far, the writing has been really tight. There will always be a feeling that "they could have done more," but overall, I'm really impressed.

Best moment this week? (I'll put it in white font in case someone hasn't seen the episode)

When Burn Gorman takes Jon's sword right through the mouth. I usually cringe at the really violent stuff, but that was fuckin cool.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Seeing that sword go through Karl's head was satisfying.

 

[eponymous]

Friendly reminder : Lysa is the widow of Jon Arryn, lord of The Vale and Warden of the East. There's an army there that did not fight for anyone in the War of Five Kings.

Think about that for a second.

Yeah, and what about the Blackfish & Freys? We've been focusing so much on the North (Starks/Boltons), the West (Lannisters) and the South (Tyrells & Martells), that we've practically ignored the East & the Riverlands at the center of them all.

Serious shit may be about to happen on numerous fronts.
(Then again, when isn't that the case?)