Funny Sh*t From The Onion

[maildude]

New images from outer space thanks to Hubble !
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/hubble_kaleidoscope_finds_evidence

 

[senob44]

Great stuff, maildude!

I like this one:

5-year-old Wants to be a Tractor when she Grows Up
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/5_year_old_wants_to_be_a_tractor

 

[yaheem]

Thanks for opening the pandoras box that is the onion. This ones the story of my life.

Ex-Girlfriend Don't Want To Speak To You No More, New European Boyfriend Reports
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/ex_girlfriend_dont_want_to_speak

 

[dave_rhino]

Man Returns To Place Of Birth To Mate

TWIN FALLS, ID—In one of nature's most stirring and mysterious rituals, human male Michael Forrester journeyed back to his place of birth Monday in order to pair off, reproduce, and ensure the propagation of his species.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/man_returns_to_place_of_birth_to

 

[maildude]

This'll kill 'ya. :1orglaugh

 

[yaheem]

^^^ Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha,:rofl: that was great. Kal-Al? Gor-Al maybe? (Cmon, Superman knowledge) Let us hope little Kal-Al will be a savior for the denizens of Earth-2.

 

[maildude]

New Johnson and Johnson product Will Toughen Kids Up

STORY HERE

 

[senob44]

LOL Good stuff.

Now my own "Johnson" won't be the only one causing tears!

 

[maildude]

Hawaii Wins Little League World Series

STORY HERE

 

[maildude]

The EPA Is At It Again !

 

[maildude]

The Boy Scout Motto In Action! (video)

 

[maildude]

The real reason why Barack Obama was elected.

 

[ilove36c]

the onion makes some great shit, almost better than a lot of other news productions

 

[Will E Worm]

What's Charlie Hustle up to now. Find out here. :1orglaugh

Hey, now! Let's leave Pete Rose alone. :nono:

 

[maildude]

Those Politicians And Their Crazy Parties !!

 

[desikawali]

Lol funny shit

 

[Spleen]

Should the American government close the giant money hole?

One of my favourites, but the best is definitely this;

The Anti-Skullfucking bill

 

[maildude]

Should the American government close the giant money hole?

One of my favourites, but the best is definitely this;

The Anti-Skullfucking bill

That's mui hilarioso!! :1orglaugh

 

[maildude]

Laughing My Ass Off !!
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/loose_ball_evades_entire_nba

 

[maildude]

Was Dubya hiding something all along?
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/americas_first_gay_president