Funny Sh*t From The Onion

Great stuff, maildude!

I like this one:

5-year-old Wants to be a Tractor when she Grows Up
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Man Returns To Place Of Birth To Mate

TWIN FALLS, ID—In one of nature's most stirring and mysterious rituals, human male Michael Forrester journeyed back to his place of birth Monday in order to pair off, reproduce, and ensure the propagation of his species.

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^^^ Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha,:rofl: that was great. Kal-Al? Gor-Al maybe? (Cmon, Superman knowledge) Let us hope little Kal-Al will be a savior for the denizens of Earth-2.
 
LOL Good stuff.

Now my own "Johnson" won't be the only one causing tears!
 
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