Funniest things said during sex

[crost2]

What Is The Funniest Thing You Our A Partner Has Said During Sex

 

[dave_rhino]

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

 

[Red Spyder]

Quote Jim Carrey - "I've had better" that line from "Liar, Liar" always makes me laugh.

But in all seriousness I can't believe the first time I had sex I asked her "is it in you yet?"

 

[member006]

"Tomorrow honey, I'm going to post this and your pics on the board."

No my serious. "Did you check the mail?" yes I did *blushes*

LL

 

[glk35]

whats that smell!!

 

[Torre82]

Before I'm even in her:

'UGH! Did you cum yet?!'

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'We need eggs, dont we? I think we're outta eggs. And butter.'

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:feels a sharp pain on my back: Ow!

'Wow, that was really ready to pop.'

::sebaceous fun just doesnt do it for me. WOODKILLER!::

 

[Stevie]

*on my back* "...could use some new ceiling panels." :1orglaugh

 

[rebeccalover707]

My girlfriend to me: "How's the little buddy today? Is he really happy to see me?"

That cracked me up. :1orglaugh

 

[member006]

Late edit: It didn't read right. Sorry I was rushed.

Pun: "Tomorrow honey, I'm going to post this and your pics on the board."

This is my serious one. "Did you check the mail?" Yes I did say it.:o



LL

 

[Torre82]

Late edit: It didn't read right. Sorry I was rushed.

Well, you were probably flustered. Engorged and throbbing, even.

 

[member006]

Well, you were probably flustered. Engorged and throbbing, even.

Did I forget to cut the cam off again? Sorry.










































j/k everyone. I never forget to turn it off. :rofl:

LL:angels:

 

[Torre82]

Did I forget to cut the cam off again? Sorry.

j/k everyone. I never forget to turn it off. :rofl:

LL:angels:

Maybe so, but I ordered the 3rd DVD off of www.LLexposed.com

 

[Peter Gazinya]

"We've been done for 10 minutes. You can take your finger out of my ass now."

 

[KittyKat]

Doc did this hilarious voice and it made me laugh so much I lost my 'orgasm' concentration. I told him to shut the hell up, but he grinned and it was all over, I couldn't stop laughing - truly hilarious.

 

[drdeath67]

Doc did this hilarious voice and it made me laugh so much I lost my 'orgasm' concentration. I told him to shut the hell up, but he grinned and it was all over, I couldn't stop laughing - truly hilarious.

:thumbsup:

 

[bigbadbrody]

Doc did this hilarious voice and it made me laugh so much I lost my 'orgasm' concentration. I told him to shut the hell up, but he grinned and it was all over, I couldn't stop laughing - truly hilarious.

was it a scary devilish voice?


I remember saying " shit! I think the condom just broke"

 

[iamnate]

oh my god you got it in me hair. what if it doesnt wash out.

 

[futuresurfer]

It wasnt really said but I was with a girl for the first time for us. She tried deep throating and I was a bit bigger then her ex and she ended up puking all over my couch. That was funny shit.

 

[jr94]

It wasnt really said but I was with a girl for the first time for us. She tried deep throating and I was a bit bigger then her ex and she ended up puking all over my couch. That was funny shit.

...so did she try it again?

 

[mmorale4]

This is an awesome thread ..chicks always seem to say the funniest things...here are a couple that I'll never forget

Chick I hooked up with in London

"You have a beautiful penis..and it tastes wonderrful"

I laughed when she said that..so proper..American chicks wouldn't say it like that