Funniest things said during sex

[crost2]

great post keep up the good work

 

[BlueBalls]

I need to shit

 

[bunker]

"Where are you?"

 

[L3ggy]

"My dick feels like corn." from Dane Cook's skit Things You Say During Sex.

 

[Jay1980]

One time, right in the middle of sex, I asked a girl how her day at work went.
She thought it was funny.

 

[ERC LL KK 4]

A few weeks ago during sex with my girlfriend:

She: "You tired yet?"

Me: "A little..."

She: "That's too bad."

Me: "Aw, why?"

She: "I'm not."

Me: "Haha, are you serious?"

She: "Mmhmm."

Me: "Then I'm not tired either."

She: "Heehee, viagra's got nothing on me!"


I love my girlfriend.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I've never experienced anything FUNNY funny, but I got the good old "Aww, it's cute" once.

 

[senob44]

Yeah, um...I don't really say funny things during sex. Kind of a turn off. Me and this girl once fell off the bed together while doing it though.

 

[Imhotep]

"live or die, you have to choose"

 

[L3ggy]

Okey....