Freeones TV !

[D-rock]

What about a workout show where we can see hot babes bouncing around the gym? Perhaps it could be hosted by me.

We can also have some sporting events like ultimate gelatin wrestling and trampoline bouncing, and lets not forget the show where people get into the strangest sexual positions possible.

meanwhile D-Rock's porn addiction loses him his job, house, wife, dignity, underpants...

Hey, that's not fair...........I don't have any of those things to lose. :tongue:

 

[georges]

I want to host FreeOnes' Most/Least Wanted n00bs - where we track 'em down like the lamos they are! There'd be cash rewards if you call in and the n00b on the most/least wanted list gets banned. lmao :1orglaugh

Maybe some people would track you for being like a disruptive person and track people who are disrupters. There maybe should be cash reward if you call in and the disrupters on the most/least wanted list get banned. lmao.
Moral of the story don't put negative judgements on persons despite they are newbies, you are not better than them, it is not because you have a certain number of posts than you can make fun of people in a negative way with a very low taste teenagerish provincial humor. You were a noob as well. You tell people not to have prejudice, the same advice applies to you as well. Don't take it as an offence but just as a very straightforward remark. You want people to be fair with you then be fair with them.

 

[georges]

tunsty's "hour of power" every Sunday morning where he tells rib-ticklers for an hour to get people over their hangovers...

Then we could have georges' weekly "dryassfucking and cumguzzling, biggie boobied sluts" movie reviews at noon. :georges:

You forgot the "softies show dedicated to babes with small tits and no ass and who can't do anal." The show you would like to do with people having care bears tshirts.

 

[tunsty]

Hahahahahahahahahaha, ok I'm in.

Really??!!

In that case I'll scrap the schedule and just have 24hour topless news... :hatsoff:

 

[LordVader66]

Really??!!

In that case I'll scrap the schedule and just have 24hour topless news... :hatsoff:

:1orglaugh now we're talking, what could be better than 24 topless news. You could get your breast fix while getting updated on current events at the same time.

 

[kb22stang]

You could have a Jerry Springer talk show, with Lisa Sparxxx as the host. At the end of the show she has a gang bang with the guests that she deems worthy. You could even have a couples counselling show where sex with Lisa gets the couple back on the right track.

 

[member2686]

Since you haven't been active here in over a month or so, georges, you perhaps have missed the very distinction I and others have made between asinine n00bs and innocent newbie members...I even made a thread about it. It might serve you well to refamiliarize yourself with the current board topics and discussions before making uninformed commentaries... Cheers. :hatsoff: :2 cents: :thumbsup:

Back to topic: Marie's in on the topless news show, so which show is FreeOnes himself going to host?

...Moral of the story don't put negative judgements on persons despite they are newbies, you are not better than them, it is not because you have a certain number of posts than you can make fun of people in a negative way with a very low taste teenagerish provincial humor. You were a noob as well. You tell people not to have prejudice, the same advice applies to you as well. Don't take it as an offence but just as a very straightforward remark. You want people to be fair with you then be fair with them.

 

[jdb67]

I love all the Ideas.... Just make sure we can get the Channel in Aus!!!

 

[Death_blooms08]

How about "The Training Hour" with the Colonel.
Up to date Info on the training of Newbies.

That would be a fun one to watch.

 

[agggelos21]

Really??!!
In that case I'll scrap the schedule and just have 24hour topless news... :hatsoff:

that sounds like a great idea!!!
and maybe in weekends we'll have all-naked news ,for a change!
:rofl2:

 

[om3ga]

You guys just ain't right. Insanity must have become airborne 'cause all of you definelty have a case of it :thumbsup:

How about "The Training Hour" with the Colonel.
Up to date Info on the training of Newbies.

I can just see Sgt. Zim shouting:

MEDIC!!..... :rofl:

 

[Death_blooms08]

I can just see Sgt. Zim shouting:

MEDIC!!..... :rofl:

FM 22-102, don't need a medic, if the soldier passes out revive them with an IV and continue to kick their ass for being such a pussy.

 

[lilmac999]

Some good ideas here

 

[CityOfCompton]

11:00pm -- US Senate Review
Midnight -- US House of Reps Review
1:00am -- The O'Reilly Factor
2:00am -- Scarborough Country
3:00am -- Tim Westwood
5:00am -- Studio B/Shepard Smith

 

[tunsty]

Repeat!..I mean Bump!


New spring programmes have been announced..


Manhunt(film) Dick is stuck in a dead end job without chance of promotion, one day he flips and goes on a gun-toting rampage.

World of Spices - Food programme looking at spices from around the world. presented by Spiceworld

TopBuns(film) - Two female fighter pilots are thrust into a mission where they might break a nail and mess up their hairdo's. starring Adele Stephens and Jenna Jameson

Gary Neville's guide to Liverpool. The footballer visits Liverpool in search of a friendly face.

'I didn't do it!' - gameshow where government ministers have to convince members of the public that they 'didn't do it!'- presented by Bill Clinton

 

[Black Star]

As long as I get to talk sports, specifically basketball, I'm all in. Besides porn, it's the only thing I can talk about without getting all political/historical on peoples' asses.

 

[stek1983]

Wouldn't it be great if Freeones had it's own TV channel?

I thought it would be a nice idea to suggest some programmes that might be on.
So here is part of the daily schedule...





6.00am: Breakfast show - News, current affairs and a knee trembler over the breakfast table , presented by Foxy Cougar.

9.55am: Weather Forecast - Lots of hotness all over the world and a few cum-showers.

10.00am: Chickaldo: Daily show, with a live audience discussing their relationship problems.
This week a man tells how his pet midget ran off with the neighbours daughter. -
presented by Asianxxxchick.

12.00am: The Midday Topless News - presented by Marie

1.00pm: Cuntdown - Popular gameshow. Contestants try to make dirty words out of letters etc - presented by Nightfly

1.30pm: Party Political Broadcast - on behalf of the Freeones party

2.00pm: The X-Team - Four Ex-vietnam soldiers work as modern day mercenaries. starring Colonel, Phil Mitchell, Civickiller and Tunsty as 'Mad Tunsty'

3.00pm: Vegas Vice - Yankee and Butts go undie cover to bust a vice ring.

4.00pm: Poetry Corner - Presented by BNF


Of course, I'm sure you can all think of a few more..

thought you'd have given a slot for Squirrel World News

 

[Priapus]

that sounds like a great idea!!!
and maybe in weekends we'll have all-naked news ,for a change!
:rofl2:

Speaking of naked-news, the Freeones channel could buy-out the actual Naked News outfit, and with our fanbase it would get even more popular.

A good show idea would be a show where adult stars and nude models, like Erica Campbell would show good previews of their upcoming projects.

 

[Sweeper]

Well Monday Nights would be Monday Night Lingerie Football with stippers at halftime. Play by Play by me, color commentary by Harley, and comic relief by JuBalls

 

[om3ga]

"From Here To Maternity"
Starring the ultimate secret agent-cum-paediatrician: Hotrod11inches!