Freeones TV !

[LordVader66]

Nightfly should host a reality show. The concept of this show is as follows. In tribute to Nightfly's venting thread, People would get recruted by the freeones staff that have interesting issues with various people in their lives. They would come on the show and tell their stories while a dramatization was shown. Then a hidden Nightfly and camera crew would follow these people while they confronted their various problem people and eventually punched them in the face. Now that is must see TV! :1orglaugh

 

[om3ga]

Music Countdown with Om3ga where he plays all the ol' school music, with todays hits

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As long it's in a 70s style disco and the bouncers turf out anyone caught asking penis size/width/girth/envy queries

:1orglaugh

PS: I won't need to worry about dancing girls for the disco, either:

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(if the attached animations are unacceptable to the mods, I'll understand their removal)

[edit] damn...this station could rule the world!!! :bowdown:

 

[Anonymous2]

Yet I, of the the staff of moderation
Also have read that suggestion the same as you
And still I wait, on the edge of exasperation,
For her to say, Yes I will do it to!

:rofl:

That made my day. And oh what a hard day it was after all these investigations in a popular brothel. I thought some of the suspects hid evidence on their bodies so I was busy examining all of them...well, see more at 3 pm!

 

[SeraphiM]

You guys just ain't right. Insanity must have become airborne 'cause all of you definelty have a case of it :thumbsup:

How about "The Training Hour" with the Colonel.
Up to date Info on the training of Newbies.

 

[Civickiller80]

You guys just ain't right. Insanity must have become airborne 'cause all of you definelty have a case of it :thumbsup:

How about "The Training Hour" with the Colonel.
Up to date Info on the training of Newbies.

:rofl: Colonel Noob Boot camp....

I'm Looking forward to when Tunsty updates the schedule and I cant wait to see what he has in mind for Sweeps week

 

[Anonymous2]

Is there a Chance we get to see the popular movie "Ass good ass it gets" anytime soon? :1orglaugh

 

[BNF]

I wonder who's going to volunteer for a reality show first?

I still think that hotrod could host our version of "Operation"....

 

[tunsty]

Schedule continued:


5.00pm: OOER Scrubbers - Hospital drama/comedy. Dr Commanduc's descision to retire brings relief for his patients, meanwhile head of of Noobology, drdeath67 is having second thoughts about amputating AFA's Penis and Dr Hotrod11inches celebrates his 12'000 delivery of the month.
Special guest star Crissy Moran as Nurse Ball-Acher.

6.00pm: Evening Boobie news.- Danni Ashe Present titties from your local area.

7.00pm: The 69'ers - Drama series - icerfanpsu wants to move in with Tera, but ex girfriend emma swears revenge and possible death if he does..meanwhile D-Rock's porn addiction loses him his job, house, wife, dignity, underpants...

8.00pm: Top Of The Cocks - Music Chart show. presented by Superfly.

9.00pm: I'm a Pornstar, get me out of these clothes - Reality show. Just Georges and Brianna are left..who will be voted out? Can they be separated? Who cares?

10.00pm: The Dildo Show - Charmane Star and Catalina Cruz try out the latest Pleasure toys...waterproofs at the ready.

11.00pm: Erica's late Night Sex Story - Erica Campbell reads another steamy story involving a desperate housewife and a plumber.



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Yet I, of the the staff of moderation
Also have read that suggestion the same as you
And still I wait, on the edge of exasperation,
For her to say, Yes I will do it to!

It actually took some time to figure out what the hell you were talking about!!
Oh right - P O E T R Y !!! :hatsoff:

 

[CrissyMoran]

Schedule continued:


5.00pm: OOER Scrubbers - Hospital drama/comedy. Dr Commanduc's descision to retire brings relief for his patients, meanwhile head of of Noobology, drdeath67 is having second thoughts about amputating AFA's Penis and Dr Hotrod11inches celebrates his 12'000 delivery of the month.
Special guest star Crissy Moran as Nurse Ball-Acher.

hahhahahahha!!! tooo fucking funny!

 

[LordVader66]

I thought that was funny as hell too. Tunsty it looks like this thread is gaining in popularity.

 

[member2686]

lol Crissy as Nurse Ball-Acher... :rofl2: Hell, Crissy, you should have been my nurse this last week when I was in the hospital!!! "Time for your spongebath, Mr. Nightfly!" hehehe :nanner: :tongue:

 

[tunsty]

Special Programmes to watch out for this weekend..


Saturday Afternoon 1pm-5pm: Sport on Freeones

1.15pm - International pussy licking from Ecuador.

1.50pm - Foxy hunting (ooooh yeeeaaahh)

3.00pm - Sexy swimming. including the 100mts breast stroking.

4.00pm - Whores racing. The 'second' sport of Kings.

4.50pm - Round ass round up.

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Saturday 7.00pm: Monty Juballs Flying Circus - including the classic 'Dead Midget' sketch.

Sunday 5.00pm: Rawbutt wars. Mechanical fucking machines go head to head.

Sunday 11.20pm: (Film) Apackoflips Now. Fucking Mad General goes fucking mad, fucking kills, gets fucking killed.

 

[CrissyMoran]

lol Crissy as Nurse Ball-Acher... :rofl2: Hell, Crissy, you should have been my nurse this last week when I was in the hospital!!! "Time for your spongebath, Mr. Nightfly!" hehehe :nanner: :tongue:

hahhaa... here is s shot taken on Halloween that may help feed that fantasy!

 

[9inch]

I want my own programs just after Erica Campbell show at 12pm, I prefer reserve my place as long as it is not already taken
I think I could animate an underground/forgotten music program, I have some tastes in that and especially when I'll send videos clips through TV I would be free to do whatever I can do with Erica :angels:

 

[member20672]

"NOOB Factor" Watch as seven noobs take on dangerous and akward stunts in an attempt to be crowned, Lord Of THe Newbies.


Ps. Great Pic Crissy. Thanks.

 

[member2686]

My oh my, Crissy....I need to get back to the hospital - quick!!! lol Great picture, hon! :banana:

 

[member20672]

Couple thoughts on some shows:
1. My three NOOBS(My three sons)
2. All my NEWBIES(All my childern)
3. The Weakest NOOB(The weakest link)
4. NOOB tactics(Scare tactics)

 

[Marie]

Hahahahahahahahahaha, ok I'm in.

 

[LordVader66]

American Harley...I love it, that is hilarious. :rofl:

 

[Aces&Jacks]

Don't forget our afternoon soap opera "The Young and the Breastless", where we watch beautiful women sleep around, lie, cheat steal, commit murder, sleep around, die, come back to life, sleep around some more, and did I mention sleep around. All in an attempt to win the favors of the famous breast enhancement surgeon, Dr. Siliconvitch.