*Freeones Troll Hall of Fame*

[Ace Boobtoucher]

For as long as there has been an internet there have been trolls. Some are offended by being tagged with this appellation but I think it's time we vindicated those internet tough guys who toil for long hours in their mothers' basements to make certain that someone gets pissed off. It's time to recognize what a well trolled forum really is: art. Like art, trolling can make people feel. And that's the point. A troll doesn't care if you get upset or pleased with their work, as long as they are the center of attention. And for that reason I believe it is time to recognize achievements in the trolling arts. Ladies, gentlemen, and fellow trolls; I give you the inaugural class of the freeones Troll Hall of Fame, in no particular order.

Sam remains one of the most polarizing entities ever to post here. Love him or hate him, he was always engaging.

WTCWaspulled tried desperately to gain recognition as a conspiracy theorist on a porn forum. Enough said.

Condescension, ridicule and dismissal of opposing views are Will's tools of the trade.

He's a gentleman.

EDIT: Links deleted. Please read the RULES. Do not post more than 5 links per thread per 24 hour period.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I see I keep good company.

Fantastic effort, sir.

:clap:

 

[feller469]

I guess I need to post more and hope something really, really stupid comes out. More stupid than usual, anyway.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I guess I need to post more and hope something really, really stupid comes out. More stupid than usual, anyway.

Feller, you don't need any special recognition to let people know you are a troll. You are the trolliest MF on the board and there were so many to choose from. You'll get what's coming to you in the Trolls of 2014 thread, I promise.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Elwood should have made it.

Keep reaching, man.

 

[Jagger69]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ace Boobtoucher again.

Well done!! I'm honored to have made the list. You forgot some obvious ones who should have been included....BioDefenseGrad, Philbert, zeeblowfowl, Chopper, Bobjustbob, Mayhem, Dino etc for instance....but, hey, I realize they only allow limited internet access while you are in the joint so I must say that I am impressed! Time well spent, Johnny!! Almost as good as those calligraphy missives you used to send to assari before he got appropriately banned (for what, I am not certain but I am sure he had it coming no matter what). I really enjoyed those and this is on a par with them for sure. Keep up the good work!! :thumbsup:

 

[Will E Worm]

Ace Boobtoucher is the :troll2:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Ace Boobtoucher is the :troll2:

He doesn't wish for mass murders. You do.

Who is the bigger troll?

 

[bobjustbob]

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Ace Boobtoucher is the :troll2:

Another well thought out post by herr worm. You noticed I included myself, didn't you?

 

[Will E Worm]

I don't care. :tongue:

This thread wasn't thought out.

 

[Rane1071]

I don't care. :tongue:

This thread wasn't thought out.

You're just upset because they don't invite you puddin' rasslin'.

 

[Lungzyn]

Great thread Moobtoucher, Edward Norton sends his regards

am i troll now

 

[Will E Worm]

You're just upset because they don't invite you puddin' rasslin'.

I don't want to go. :tongue:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Great thread Moobtoucher, Edward Norton sends his regards

am i troll now

That, my friend is the trolliest thing I've ever had done in my honor. You sir, are troll now.

 

[Mayhem]

Y'know, sometimes a good list comes out.....and I'm not on it. And then a lame-ass list like this comes out....and I'm not on it. But anytime some knucklehead hillbilyy wannabe political expert wants to go indiscriminately batshit on someone....with pliers no less....then Mayhem suddenly moves right into the spotlight. Fuck you all. You all smell like rancid gorilla crotch during the dry season with a bad case of rancid-crotchitis already going around.

P.S. - I left hillbilyy intentionally misspelled because I'm really wasted and I like it that way.

 

[wolverine83]

Where's Ralph Furley or whatever the hell that douchetwinkie's name was that was always jerking off to Selena Gomez over in the Celeb section?

You also left off all the mod team and a few of the OCSMs. Those folks should all go in the twatwaffle HoF, too.

 

[bigwarmload]

This thread was pretty good (nice work Ace) until the misguided Lou Gehrig reference.

 

[itputsthelotion]

A few of those names are pretty familiar and I even remember being annoyed by a few of them but then again I haven't been all that active on this board since early 2012. But the one guy that really irritated me was WTCWASPULLED.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You also left off all the mod team and a few of the OCSMs. Those folks should all go in the twatwaffle HoF, too.

Three current freeones team members and one former mod were included. I hadn't interacted with Furley much. There were a couple more that are still in the sin bin who were in contention but space was at a premium and I'm lazy.