*Freeones Troll Hall of Fame*

[Jack Davenport]

And poker player. Knowing what's real and what's fake, knowing when to give a pat on the back or a kick in the ass. Knowing when it's pain or laziness. Knowing when they've got your flush beat or they want you to think they've got your flush beat. Knowing when to play your cards and when to play the player. While Sampon was driving everyone up the wall, I was driving him up the wall. When you geniuses didn't have a clue what was up with BC, I nailed it by calling his drug problem, which he subsequently admitted. And I also completely manipulated him into digging his own grave. And Philby ...was Philby. Matador and bull. And you don't see me spitting blood through my nose, do you?

It's called reading people Ace. You see something you don't like and charge headfirst at it. I stand back and throw darts. You swing a club and hope to hit, I wave the cape, stab, and know I've hit. Know your enemy, you'll beat your enemy. Hate your enemy, you become your enemy. If you don't believe me, ask Sun Tzu.

Jesus H. Christ! You did? You mean when I had my back surgery and admitted I was in a great deal of pain for about 3 weeks? That was my admission? bwahahahahaha

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Really, this is the most awful thing I could find you posting since your hiccup.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Really, this is the most awful thing I could find you posting since your hiccup.

If you only knew.... This is indeed an honor

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[BlkHawk]

I am honored, though I may be late to the ceremony still getting puddin' out of my ears from last Thursday. Will wear ear plugs next time.

 

[Rane1071]

lol That David Cross pic just cracks me up.

Then I scrolled down and found I'd finally hit the big time and laughed even harder. So that reach around paid off.

My mum will be so proud.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

lol That David Cross pic just cracks me up.

Then I scrolled down and found I'd finally hit the big time and laughed even harder. So that reach around paid off.

My mum will be so proud.

I honestly couldn't find any post where you've made a more inflammatory comment than that one. You're one of the good 'uns.

 

[Rane1071]

I honestly couldn't find any post where you've made a more inflammatory comment than that one. You're one of the good 'uns.

I'll have to work on that then.

And I'm still laughing at that pic "where he blue himself". Goddamnit!

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

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How did you know I'm a never-nude

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

After the last Pudding Wrasslin' Thursday you wore jorts in the shower.

 

[Rane1071]

Goddamn I love that pic. That's how I now picture the Blue Count in court lol.

Just kidding BC. Please don't sue me. :anonymous

:tongue:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Congratsturbations on your 10k milestone, Rey. Enjoy your new troll status.

 

[dakdak]

that seems well earned

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

It's been a while since we've had a HOF induction so I present you the inductees for 2015.

I struggled with the choice of a decent picture. It could've been this:

More names and horrible quotes would be appreciated. Congratsturbations to our newest inductees.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Well, it's come to this. And for the record, I will never forget that vomit scene.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I keep reading that "festering bag of cock snot" bit with Jim Carrey's voice in my head.

 

[Supafly]

Ace has his annual contest going on, the vote for "Asshat of the Year is on!

Please take a minute and vote for me, the link is here (or in my signature):

http://board.freeones.com/showthrea...es-Asshat-Of-The-Year-voting-time-bitches!***

Thank you :thumbsup:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

How dare you sully the integrity of this hallowed thread by shamelessly pandering for the lesser acclaim of an AHOTY?!? Your buffoonery shan't go unnoticed, sir.









*Vote for Will E. Worm.