Yes the headline was 'Beauty and the Beast' :rofl: (Great post D-rock).
The FreeOnes New Years Party as covered by FreeOnes Members Webcam Week....
PLACE - Top secret FreeOnes mansion on a uncharted island...
TIME - New Years Eve - New Years Day Night...
Poggy was trying to do his usual double celebration of birthday (New Years Eve) and New Year in one go. The members had got him a life size wax model of Lucy Pinder which he was lost for words at for the first time ever since joining the board. At two am he was found with his arm round it trying to talk it into wearing the outfit in this picture , his excuse was he was drunk. But how does a man who doesn't drink get drunk, especially as he'd brought his own drink.
Foxlipsus on the other hand was trying to talk RogueWolf into doing a duet on the karaoke. In the side room, but was having very little luck as RogueWolf was a little worried how it would look. After all Foxlipsus was only wearing a pair of Baywatch speedo's. But after a while Foxlipsus gave in and got up himself to sing one of his hero David Hasslehoff's hits. No one but Jackson reconised it as it was number one it Germany for a record 20 weeks.
DrDeath and KittyKat disappeared at 10pm taking Montrealman and Iamforever with them. The rumours was flying round as too why and what they was doing. But at the very stroke of midnight DrDeath and his very sexy assistant reappeared to be followed by a new board member called Iamrealman who was a expert on all music. The police are continuing the search for Montrealman and Iamforever as no members have seen or heard from them since leaving with the Doc and Miss Sexy.
LadyLove meanwhile was trying to get Jod out from under his rock. She had tried everything she could think of talking, singing, shouting, even bribing him, but he wouldn't budge. But then D-rock came to the rescue he made a few calls on his phone and half an hour later in walked Mariah Carey wearing a beautiful low neck green rep stone dress. For the rest of the night Jod was giving out green rep stones and Mariah Carey dress was slowly disappearing at the same time oddly.
Dave Rhino came with Kelly Brook. So the rumours was true that she'd dumped Billy Zane and gone for a common man instead. But no one would have guessed that by the end of the night Dave Rhino and Miss Brook would no longer be together. The night started well for them circulating round the other guests and dancing and drinking. But all that changed when she met Georges and we all know his love of boobies and Miss Brook certainly has some of them. While Dave Rhino was off getting the next round of drinks Georges offered to show Miss Brook the photographic studio. By the time Dave Rhino had found them Miss Brook was lying naked on Georges new car while Georges was taking photos. It was then that Dave Rhino saw the tattoo saying "Rhino's are for christmas not life".
Matute and Melroy was found in a dark corner with a laptop sat on the table. To the shock of some the members who passed and looked to see what they was doing, it wasn't what they thought. They assumed they was searching for new galleries of babes to bring to the board. Instead they was browsing a website full of kids toys. When asked by FMWW what they was doing they told us they was buying a present for PD&DD to give to BD. But they could decided between a Barbie that DD could have hours of fun with or a Ken that PD could play with too.
The Mod Squad was tucked away together in a little side room with the door firmly locked. But FMWW can let you into what they was doing in that room. It turns out that they have decided to reshape the video section of the board. There is to be only one rule for it now only videos of Chuck Norris and David Hasslehoff allowed.
Roald and Rorys was up to their usual tricks with the ladies. They'ed told all the OCSM's that it was a themed party. The theme they'ed picked to tell them was a beach party thinking they'ed all show up in bikini's. But it backfired on them as they all turned up for a British beach party in raincoats and wellington (rubber) boots.
Heartbroker and Legzman was having a drinking competition which the winners prize was said to be a date with one of the board members. They was really going at it thinking they would be getting a date with a OCSM. But as they passed out together they never found out there date will be with HotRod11inches.
Om3ga, Calm, Tartanterrier and JimboJim was having a conversation on football (soccer) in a corner. FMWW dropped a microphone in to see what they was talking about. No it wasn't the offside rule or who would win the Champions League. They was discussing which ground had the best toilets.
JBD67 and Tunsty took over the bar so you could get served by a Aussie (it's instinct - to quote Al Murray). But with every drink you got you got a squirt from Tunsty's water spraying button hole flower. But what they didn't know is that first for every drink JDB67 served and every squirt Tunsty gave in the dance room you couldn't see from the bar the OCSM's was removing a item of clothing for all the other members.
