Every time you post something retarded (which is every time you fucking post) I will up my Finnish craigslist sniper's fund by $5 American. Not only that; I'll match whatever I wind up paying the FCS (Finnish Craigslist Sniper) and donate it to the End Finnish Retardation On The Internet charity. They're a great charity. They locate each retard's IP address, match it with a physical address and destroy their computers with a hammer and a flamethrower.