FlyingWallaby's Officially Unofficial Not-So-Precise Miss FreeOnes Tracker

[jitna]

Just means that the ladies will have to work even harder to keep your affections, which may not be a bad thing. However, for the picture trolls, that may not be something worth sticking around for. :anonymous:
Also, it means that board drama will heat up, too. Last year, things turned into a catfight between some contestants and board members. I'm still hoping that sometime in the near future, we can bypass all of that with one big baby oil orgy

very true. id like to see the girls step it up to the point that i have no choice but to vote for them

and im definitely all for oil orgy, fingers cross. we hear a lot of the girls talk about hooking up with each other during the contest, but how often do we see the products of it?

 

[TAYSTEVENS]

Hey guys, i was just wondering if there is a way to tell how far we are vote wise from our opponents. I know I had a lot of people voting yesterday but didnt move. At any rate i hope I can gain all your votes id really love to win adult model. I know miss freeones may be out of reach but adult model and cam girl mean the most to me. I hope i can get your votes. What is your critera for voting ?
xoxo
tay

heres a few fun pics of the convention.. i love meeting my fans heres my silly imitation of the heisman pose lol

me and the gorgeous sarajay

ive been really sick latley and sorry i havent been as active as id like to be . I hope to continue to gain ure votes you guys are awesome. Ive gained a lot of new fans and its awesome to actually have a forum to speak to you guys.

my breast cancer shoot.. i love pink and for such a great cause

 

[FlyingWallaby]

Uummm... you posted updates at 9 PM, 1 AM, 5 AM, 10 AM, 2 PM and 6 PM and some other posts in between. So when did you sleep dude?

Votings for the Best Threader: FlyingWallaby

Go on ladies... give em a hug.

Oi Jay! I didn't sleep! Thank God for energy shots, energy drinks, and coffee. :1orglaugh

 

[jitna]

my breast cancer shoot.. i love pink and for such a great cause

is it in bad taste to say that that is one of the best reasons ive ever seen to support breast cancer awareness?

 

[D-rock]

You know somebody's boobs are big when one of them can be carried in her arms like a football.

 

[wolverine83]

FlyingWallaby should give away the Heisman Trophy of Tits.

 

[FlyingWallaby]

FlyingWallaby should give away the Heisman Trophy of Tits.

I second that! :thumbsup:

 

[FlyingWallaby]

NUMBERS

I'll start this over the next day or so and go throughout the round in the same format that I used last round. The contestants I'll be covering are, in no certain order: Janessa Brazil, Miss Hybrid, Tegan Brady, Dors Feline, Nikki Nova, Taylor Stevens, Jane Burgess, Spexy Ashleigh, Vanilla DeVille, Dylan Ryder, Lorna Morgan, Rebekah Dee, Vannah Sterling, Bella Bellini, September Carrino, Brianna Frost, Samantha Wise, and Chloe Conrad.



Today's Votes

Miss FreeOnes

1. Vanilla DeVille
2. Jane Burgess
3. Janessa Brazil
4. Taylor Stevens
5. Dors Feline

Best Euro Babe

1. Rebekah Dee
2. Vannah Sterling

Best Cam Girl

1. Bella Bellini
2. Dors Feline

Best Adult Model

1. Brianna Frost
2. Samantha Wise

Best Newcomer

1. Samantha Wise
2. Chloe Conrad

Best OCSM

1. Nikki Nova
2. Jane Burgess



As always, all comments, questions, and commentaries are appreciated.

:thumbsup:
-The Flying Wallaby

 

[BellaBellini]

Thanks for your support my Australian friend! I must check the time difference between Canada & Australia again so I can schedule 1 of my live cam raffles when you are still awake

More info about my contest here!

Have a great weekend everyone!

 

[FlyingWallaby]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the refreshment room here at Whyalla. (applause) My name is Flying Wallaby and I'm your compere for tonight. You know, once in a while it is my pleasure, and my privilege, to welcome here at the refreshment room, some of the truly great international artists of our time. (applause) And tonight we have one such artist. (grovelling) Ladies and gentlemen, someone whom I've always personally admired, perhaps more deeply, more strongly, more abjectly than ever before. (applause) A woman, well more than a woman, a goddess (applause), a great goddess, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. (by now on his knees) Someone whose boots I would gladly lick clean until holes wore through my tongue, a woman who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same Thread with her. Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparably superior human being....

Bella Bellini :jump:

 

[GodsEmbryo]

But first we interrupt this thread for a commercial...

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[FlyingWallaby]

But first we interrupt this thread for a commercial...

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Welcome back mate! How's the voting coming and how are your favs performing this round?

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Thank you Flying. We're live now from Belgium as it is mid day here ladies and gentleman and it's freezing cold here. Snow is falling, there's a huge white blanket on everything and people are staying in to check out FlyingWallaby's Officially Unofficial Not-So-Precise Miss FreeOnes Tracker (applause). They are in for a bit of a shock tho.

Losing Rebekah Dee in the first round was really a great loss for the rest of the contest (agreed mutter and some applause), but she seems to be doing not to bad with a #19th place in Euro Babe. Can she rise to a more comfy place like some of the other contestants like other fav Sandra Shine at #8?

Looking at the stands now for Miss FreeOnes there seems to be a Lisa Ann at #1 and a Kagney Linn Carter at #3. Who are these ladies, where did they come from and do they like jelly? (laughter) Biggest news event of the day tho, Jane Burgess has possibly decided to leave the contest! We haven't had any confirmation yet, but me for starters feels pretty banged up. Who... the... fuck... am I going to vote for Miss FreeOnes now, I do not know.

Furthermore Best Newcomer, in the lead, Kortney Cane, followed by Ivy Snow and Haley Cummings with my favs Tegan Brady following at #4 and Alexia Rae at #9. Brady seems to be going for it by posting more posts on the threads, thinking about giving free passes and other stuff but can she persuade more people with these? And can she persuade long time members of the board?

There seems to be something going on on the streets now Flying, I see a man holding a big fan sign, can't read it... LOVE YOU JANE it says, Love You Jane. Isn't that heart warming folks (applause).

In Best Adult Model Samantha Buxton currently at #26 and Busty Merilyn at a good round #10 spot. Hubba hubba go jugs! (laughter). In the lead however Got Gisele, Jenny Poussin and Janessa Brazil at #3. Janessa seems to be doing some effort on the main thread by posting pics, can she climb further more?

More people are comming out now. I can see 5, 6... oh and there's a complete group of people all shouting 'We want Jane back! We want Jane back!' holding fan signs. "We love you Jane". I can see a car smokin, it' on fire now, what the...

I'll finish my review Flying. Best OCSM, to me off course Jane Burgess, but she wants to leave the contest. There's no Play with Alisa to play with in this category, so no more voty for me in this category. Currently leading Vicky Vette but can she hold off Sophie Dee and Got Gisele? Miss Hybrid, sponsor of Miss FreeOnes 2011, following up at #4, Mariah Milano at #5, Nikki Nova at #7. Dutch Babe Bobbi Eden seems to get the hang of it on the main thread. Can she push to a top 5 position?

I don't vote for Best Cam since I do not use this feature, but if I would, I would vote for Jane Burgess. But then again I would have no fucking clue who to vote for now if I had since... Are you still following? (laughter) In the lead Got Gisele followed by Vicky Vette and Sophie Dee.

My GOD, people are riotting!! There's people all over the streets now, I presume they all have read the threads by now... I can see cars burning all over, people are waving flaggs and banners supporting Jane Burgess. I think that pretty sums it up now Flying, back too the refreshment room at Whyalla, gotta take cover.

 

[rizwano]

Bree Olson

 

[Vicky Vette]

Shamelessly here to spread my tits...
http://www.vote4vette.com

If I can do anything else, let me know....

 

[FlyingWallaby]

Vicky Vette[/URL][/B], post: 5150117, member: 99191"]Shamelessly here to spread my tits..

If I can do anything else, let me know....

Be as depraved as you like, there's no shame on this thread. Well, except for....WAIT, NO SHAME.

 

[rizwano]

well, if Vicky Vette won, she might be giving blowjobs to her followers.

 

[rizwano]

i voted for Bella Bellini #Best Cam Girl

 

[FlyingWallaby]

Thank you Jay in Belgium. The growing consensus here is that, with only 4 spots between Rebekah Dee and qualification, she's an odd-on favourite. That really is terrible news about what Jane Burgess is considering. She definitely has some more than reasonable grievances, and as a fan favourite, her loss would be, in my opinion, a blow to the contest's credibility. Also, it's a bit of a surprise that Janessa Brazil has been struggling out of the gate in some categories, that was definitely not expected. For the Cam Girls, may I suggest Jane Burgess and Bella Bellini?

If that riot spreads to Wallonia, I would suggest a swift exit to the safety of Luxembourg.

 

[larss]

I have said it before, and I will continue to shout it out to anyone who will listen.

Why is Sophie Dee even in the OCSM category, let alone, 2nd? 22 Posts over a period of 3 years - less than once a month and her last post was back in August. She should be disqualified from this category along with Kagney Linn Karter with a massive 2 posts a month for the past year with a total of 25 posts and no posts for a month.