Finish the Sentence

[pussypoppa]

...because theres a big red....

 

[D-rock]

...freckle on the middle of her forehead that she...

 

[nothingandless]

...is constantly being asked for directions to the temple.
my nose became a waterfall when...

 

[Montrealman]

Rocky Balboa punched it, hard too.

So where's the Babe I met? She was so fine that ...

 

[nothingandless]

...i asked her for a picture and an autograph.
my pickup lines never...

 

[Montrealman]

...EVER work.

Like today for example, this smokin' Babe came up to me with a smile and she just ...

 

[D-rock]

...lost interest when she found out she confused me with some rock star.

The joker is the only fool...

 

[Montrealman]

....that doesn't listen to Mr.T, so listen to Mr.T.

"And your ****** ? Treat her right" said the JibbaJabbin' ...

 

[jod0565]

...Captain Stabbin.

Cracking nuts is like...

 

[drdeath67]

...shooting fish...except there are no fish and you don't use a firearm!

WOW! look at the size of those....

 

[jod0565]

...eels! They look like they can tear you a new...

 

[drdeath67]

52" wide screen TV!

Wimbledon is going to be....

 

[jod0565]

...neckbreaking.

Tennis skirts on guys would not be...

 

[drdeath67]

....would not be as cool as girls wearing chaps!

I can't believe I broke my....

 

[jod0565]

...Prince Albert while I was...

 

[drdeath67]

....using the ATM down the street next to the....

 

[Rastagir]

....stall selling pink winged hippos and.....

 

[drdeath67]

...beehive hairdos!

Pickled apples are strange! Almost as strange as...

 

[nothingandless]

...pickled pigs feet.
i like my cow brains with onions and...

 

[drdeath67]

...the liver of my enemies!

A blackbird told me just two days ago that....