Finish the Sentence

[mythex]

..and the sun touch your ass.

Use the proper umbrella when it getting dark...

 

[jod0565]

...so you can be protected from the harmful moonbeams.

Juballs has ****** dwarf tossing at his complex. Now, he likes to...

 

[D-rock]

...roll them along the ground.

My favorite type of meat is...

 

[jod0565]

...the edible kind.

Snakes on a plane can only be...

 

[Montrealman]

....eaten offboard.

Hey remember that ....

 

[jod0565]

...time Fidel Castro stumbled down some steps? Now that was comedy!

Can you name...

 

[Montrealman]

...a place I can go get this thing checked out ?

Oh and ...

 

[jod0565]

...because I have a cramp in my hand, there will be no...

 

[Montrealman]

...lights on tonight as I only use the crapper, er, I mean clapper.

By the way, have you always ....

 

[jod0565]

...thought that I was the coolest...

 

[Montrealman]

..." said Les Nessman of WKRP.

Dr.Johnny Fever was always my favorite because he ...

 

[D-rock]

...he was hot enough to warm up the room in the winter.

Some girls don't like boys like me...

 

[jod0565]

...because I look better than they do.

Can you believe I just...

 

[drdeath67]

...crapped a turd shaped like George W!!!!

I really **** when spiders decide to...

 

[D-rock]

...crawl in my mouth while I'm ******.

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for...

 

[drdeath67]

...me...FOR ME...FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*cough...cough* My voice ain't.....

 

[Montrealman]

....what it used to be as I can't do the Michael Jackson "Hee Hee" anymore.

Moonwalking to work, the guy decided it was time to ....

 

[nothingandless]

...go to florida and train to be an astronaut.
id rather glue my eylids shut than...

 

[D-rock]

...glue my ass shut.

I think he needed an exorcist because...

 

[jod0565]

...I just got slimed!

Who are you gonna...