Finish the Sentence

[drdeath67]

....six inch stilettos but only around the house!

Does this thong make me look...

 

[jod0565]

...like a fat ass in a thong?

"Cows In Thongs" is a new attraction at...

 

[pussyman69]

...an outdoor Bingo session(sorry nan)

Why is it every time i get on freeones i....

 

[Montrealman]

...Get the urge to have a Fosters with Jenna ?

Speaking of Jenna, I now have the urge to....

 

[iluvbgtits]

....completely "enjoy" looking at her very hot, girl-girl sets.

Last night, a quite attractive woman cut me off in traffic, and I....

 

[Montrealman]

...screamed I LOVE BIG TITS !

She pulled over and asked me to pull...

 

[pussypoppa]

...out my driving licence and insurance details.

Because she claimed to be......

 

[jod0565]

...Jenna Jameson, I asked for a ...

 

[pussypoppa]

....blowjob, and she....

 

[jod0565]

..slapped me right in the middle of the street.

So I crawled over to the curb and...

 

[Rastagir]

.....tried to stick my head in the grill, but suddenly....

 

[jod0565]

...I looked up to see that I was being filmed by...

 

[D-rock]

...molemen that live deep within the Earth.

The best way to win at black jack is...

 

[drdeath67]

...to be the only one playing!

Speaking of playing I whipped out my...

 

[D-rock]

...little toy and started playing with myself.

When a woman is mad at you, you look her strait in the face...

 

[jod0565]

...and lie your ass off.

Those words of wisdom brought to you by...

 

[drdeath67]

...someone who knows!

But don't get caught because...

 

[jod0565]

...you will pay the price ten-fold!

Tent folding causes...

 

[drdeath67]

....tent pole irritation which can be quite uncomfy!

Due to the present circumstances it is....

 

[jod0565]

...time present the circumstances.

With that being said...