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[nothingandless]

...went to willy wonka and complained about how laffy taffy was not a laughing matter, that swedish fish were destroying the river contructed by the gushers, those darn sour patch **** were stealing all his candy cigarettes and proceeded to call mr. wonka an airhead.

naturally, the oompa loompas....

 

[Montrealman]

....they needed a break from all the havoc and decided to go rowing.
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Back when there was time for...

 

[greeklover]

... raising our ****, society was conservative.

Now that we dont...

 

[pussyman69]

...they turn into raving lunatic little mongrels(just jokes,settle down ********)

**** can **** me when i sink my leather boots....

 

[Montrealman]

...in hot fudge.

Chicken a la stick can....

 

[nothingandless]

...is much better than crow in a bag.
it'll be awfully hard to eat corn on the cob with no...

 

[Gordar]

... teeth in your mouth.

You know you've had too much when ...

 

[nothingandless]

...they toss you through the window.
it's hard to know when you've had enough, unless...

 

[Montrealman]

...you find yourself mid-air about to hit that window.

Early this morning, I was reading some posts and....

 

[nothingandless]

...washing socks in the toilet.
in the afternoon i visited...

 

[Montrealman]

....the house of headaches, or as most people call it, WORK.

Then, after I sponged myself clean, this really...

 

[nothingandless]

...mangy, mut of a dog pissed on my leg.
i hope that someone gets my...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...medication for me.

My voices tell me to...

 

[Montrealman]

...run to the light Carol Anne!!

Now if they were really ...

 

[nothingandless]

...concerned, they'd suggest cheese and crackers.
my phone won't stop...

 

[pussyman69]

...ringing,so i got the bastard disconnected!!

When chicks yell at me i make sure i...

 

[pussypoppa]

..shut them up with a bitchslap

Everytime i turn on my computer, i always get...

 

[Montrealman]

...excited and start to sweat like a madman.

If that was really a silver bullet, the...

 

[nothingandless]

...datura tea is really working!
tip tap, flip flop, feet...

 

[pussyman69]

...first,oww,belly flop.

Excuse me,that wasnt the way to....