Finish the Sentence

[Jacksson_77]

... I would stop watching that cheesy movie.

Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees...

 

[Irony]

Well first of all, Bees make honey and Birds love to sing!

If god came back as a person he would look like....

 

[jod0565]

...a normal person.

Just in time for the holidays, I'm selling...

 

[Montrealman]

...pictures of myself posing in various wrestling costumes and position.

The thing is, I don't wrestle or care for it so...

 

[jod0565]

...that's why I only I watch wrestling for the girls

Wrestling nude can be...

 

[Barry1980]

...very dangerous, you can get your nuts trapped.

Squirrels hoarde their nuts because....

 

[pussyman69]

...they can.

If you wipe from back to front...

 

[drdeath67]

...you will find yourself in deep ****!

Running nude through the forest...

 

[pussyman69]

...is my routine before returning home for brekky!

When my cock gets wet i get arthritus so....

 

[Irony]

i decided to snip it off

I love it when a hot woman walks past me because...

 

[pussyman69]

...i can smell her sweaty pussy.

Part lion,part bird,she....

 

[holdol]

is often confused with a Griffin.

If it smells good.....

 

[sweetie69]

It must be oh so bad.

Give a little love....

 

[Rastagir]

.....and the world is your oyster!

The only thing worse than a needle in the eye is.....

 

[KungFuDude]

...losing your Bon Jovi "New Jersey" album.

Sitting on the dock of the bay...

 

[Barry1980]

...wasting time...till lost starts again.

I can't get no satisfaction....

 

[SeraphiM]

...from Barry1979, So I'm gonna try Barry1980

Nothing beats a lovely lady in Latex, that is except...

 

[sweetie69]

a lovely man in latex!

Keep your distance or....

 

[Perilypos]

...you'll see how ugly I am at close range!

Don't beat the innocent...

 

[sweetie69]

Beat your meat!

Forget the banana try....