Finish the Sentence

[drdeath67]

...all the treasures of the world!

Taking the cabonation out of a soda will....

 

[Montrealman]

...make it flat, boring and gross.

Put carbonation into coffee and you have...

 

[drdeath67]

...Starbucks newest *****!

Swimming right after eating will...

 

[TallCowboy]

make a Cowboy sink


becareful when swimming at night..

 

[Montrealman]

..., you can't see the hammerheads as well.

Well I play chicken with the train train....

 

[jod0565]

...I sometimes ***** it.

Hobo's are clowns that are hookers, so that makes...

 

[mythex]

....the clowns earn money from hooking..

hookers are cheper than pornstar but...

 

[jod0565]

...your hand is cheaper than a hooker.

To catch a fish, people go fishing. To catch an STD people go...

 

[drdeath67]

...STDing!

Grossing people out is always fun, until...

 

[Montrealman]

....they start ****** on your shoes and inside your socks (now THAT's aiming).

I wish I was a little more....

 

[D-rock]

short, then midgets wouldn't be able to punch me in the knees so easily.

When I saw that flying elephant coming at me I knew...

 

[drdeath67]

...that is was gonna be a SHITTY day! LOL

Walking through the abattoir I noticed that all the cows were...

 

[Montrealman]

...shitting on my giant calendar and were aiming it right on today, so it was a shitty day.

After dinner I....

 

[jod0565]

..coughed up fur pie ball.

Porkimus Maximus is the name given to...

 

[D-rock]

...the long lost porn star pig that was taken out of the book ****** **** at the last instant.

Carrying around a bunch of rocks in your pants can be beneficial...

 

[analfan]

...if you ever want to get stoned

Clowns never make me...

 

[drdeath67]

...do my taxes...I guess that's why they don't work at the tax office...or do they?

It is not wise to go outside when it is hailing so make sure...

 

[mythex]

....you don't do anything stupid enough to be called for

Sailors are fighters while.....

 

[pussyman69]

...captains are pussies.
when i take a dump i ...

 

[KungFuDude]

...like to floss afterwards.

Sitting around the apartment waiting for the woman to get ready is...