Finish the Sentence

[Montrealman]

....what you make of it.

Sometimes it feels like it's happening to you when...

 

[jod0565]

...your pants fall ojj.

Because it's night...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

..it's right.

I dreamt that I...

 

[mythex]

....have a grudge against a cow.

last night I ***** walking.when I woke up this morning.....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...I had my hiking boots on.

Mythex isn't real, he's...

 

[mythex]

...sex angel from the 7th heaven.

devils are red, angels are white but genie are .......

 

[Joanne1700668391]

..sung about by David Bowie.

I know at least two ways...

 

[mythex]

.....I can stock up rep points up to 100points.

when you see someone,the first thing that you think is.....

 

[drdeath67]

...HIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

While shaving your eyes you must ALWAYS remember to...

 

[Montrealman]

....clean the sink once you're done.

Trying to blink, I thought of Joanne when she said...

 

[D-rock]

...it's all fun and games until somebody pokes an eye out.

I crawled under the bus to find...

 

[holdol]

Keanu Reeves still there

As soon as the lights went on....

 

[Irony]

I realised that SHE was actually a HE

When i was cleaning out my cellar I .........

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...found the skeleton I thought I'd left in the closet.

If you were to meet the boy/girl of your dreams...

 

[TallCowboy]

...I would pinch myself to see if I was dreaming

When I ***** I ***** about....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...tall cowboys polishing their spurs.

That left breast weighs about...

 

[TallCowboy]

...the same as the Right one


but the left hand was smaller than...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...it needed to be for full support.

For full support, I use...

 

[mythex]

..the garbage can.

you talk rubbish when you....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...have your attention diverted by shiny things.

My mind is filled with...