Finish the Sentence

[HeartBroker]

...confusing as of late I'm beginning to believe that...

 

[Wainkerr99]

everything is headed to the wringer. So I decided not to do what everyone else was doing and follow my heart...

 

[cristianomt]

... so I went to the dentist and she destroyed all of my teeth... that's why...

 

[nothingandless]

...i'm always drinking milkshakes.

mustard goes...

 

[Philbert]

...well on bullfrogs, French Fries, and Ham sandwiches!
(Did you ever wake up, in the morning, with BullFrogs on your mind?)

"I am never too far, my child", I said... "look to the East.......

 

[cristianomt]

... and you'll be able to see the castle of darkness!!!

When you're about to reach it, avoid the golden dragon that guards it, then...

 

[I_Harba]

gas

 

[Afficial_Nastee]

untill you see a local liquor store and buy some liquor to ....

 

[Philbert]

...get that fat ol' lady drunk enough to sneak on by!

Be sure to keep a six-pack handy, just in case you encounter....

 

[cristianomt]

her Nasty Daughter, lying naked on the floor...

this would be your first...

 

[Rachel.Roxxx]

because you're gonna need your beer goggles when u see that mess...

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Be sure to keep a six-pack handy, just in case you encounter....

her nasty daughter, lying naked on the floor...

 

[HeartBroker]

...of blubber and puss!

Just sauté the frog until it is just...

 

[blusolstice]

about done. and finish it off with a...

 

[Philbert]

...nice orange glaze, followed by a decent glass of Ice Wine.

Frogs Legs taste like chicken, I heard, but look like ...

 

[titsrock]

...burnt to a crisp barbie legs.

The best way to catch frogs, of course, is to first pull your pants down and then...

 

[blusolstice]

...waddle out to a lilly pad.
then gently place a large...

 

[rawlwear]

piece of string on the lily pad catch the frog
and than ?

 

[cristianomt]

every thing around exploded!!!!

I started picking the pieces...

 

[Master_Gio]

and tried to glue them back together but...

 

[HeartBroker]

...I'm not really good at putting busted shit back together, so I decided that...