Finish the Sentence

[Fresno]

...sleep!

Nothing like a good...

 

[belgianass]

... French toast and french kiss in the morning.

You almost want to ...

 

[Fresno]

... date the French just thinking about it!

Can't believe....

 

[nothingandless]

...it was all make believe.

i never got around to...

 

[doghair]

shoveling the snow off the sidewalk.

You eating so many beans is gonna...........

 

[nutbutter2000]

Kill you.

Next time I see you, I'm...

 

[Baill Inneraora]

hoping its in So Cal and not cold a#$$% f%$#@*ing Ohio.

Christmas sucks because........

 

[RealMenSwallow]

...no one ever gets what they truly want (to bang their favorite porn star!)

When she unzipped my pants I accidentally...

 

[BlueBalls]

....tore off my foreskin, which led to a massive heamorage.



Now that you've finally had intercorse Johnny, I want you to...

 

[Timbobjambo]

clean up yourself and pay me

otherwise i have to....

 

[Baill Inneraora]

pay for it.

The heisman winner will be......

 

[Timbobjambo]

the one that finds the g-spot

while drinking a

 

[nothingandless]

...a pina-colada flavored slurpee and...

 

[Ceska]

eating a Slim Jim.

Porn and Politics go together like...

 

[ZoWhat]

sweet and sour.

Receiving Crappy worthless Chrismas presents makes me......

 

[StormRuller]

want to change them all!!

I want to .... in 2009!!

 

[maildude]

In 2009 I want to run for Congress.

Being a politician will make me...

 

[Apex]

.....even less trustworthy.

Now that I think about it, id rather be.....

 

[jod0565]

eating a Jenny Hendrix.

Yesterday, while waliking through the mall...

 

[Smittmaestro]

...saw jod after such a long time I nearly had a coronary!

So I asked jod...

-cs™