Finish the Sentence

[jod0565]

...a bowl of farts - you never know when one is going to stink.

Wastewater and dead fish make for some...

 

[analfan]

...very confused blind lesbians

Wine is fine but...

 

[jod0565]

...beer is better.

Beer Battered Buffalo Burgers versus...

 

[Montrealman]

Wonder Woman's Wonderful Whoppers !

And for desert....

 

[jod0565]

...The Sahara! lol

King Tut had a sister named...

 

[D-rock]

...queen slut.

Jod sneaked up close to Mariah and....

 

[pussyman69]

...frightened the shit out of her.
Eating vegemite on toast is like...

 

[Irony]

is like trying to eat bitter ice cream eeewwwww

When Grandma gives me money for my birthday i say .....

 

[pussyman69]

...give me a Kiss nan,but keep ya tounge in.

Yesterday i had nits in my hair and...

 

[Montrealman]

and tits in the air.

King Tut and Queen slut were....

 

[pussyman69]

...having a fuck in their hut.

I think they really might...

 

[Montrealman]

...already have a kid named Sid...

As funky as it was....

 

[jod0565]

...I still did the Chicken Dance with Mariah!

If you send flowers to your gal, you are...

 

[pussyman69]

...tryin to get in her nickers!

If she farted in bed i ...

 

[Montrealman]

....now had a right to demand a blowjob.

If I squint REAL hard I can....

 

[jod0565]

...see nothing.

Popcorn and porn is always...

 

[D-rock]

...a good way to end up chocking.

I learned Santa wasn't real when...

 

[jod0565]

...I saw him hunting deer with Cheney.

Crooked cops are always...

 

[TallCowboy]

,,,walking a crooked line


Once on the path

 

[jod0565]

to righteousness, I took a left.

Mice like melted cheeese, so snakes like...