Finish the Sentence

[drdeath67]

...I reallized I don't have a dog!

So while the cops were chasing me for Grand Theft Hound Dog....

 

[poggy]

... Elvis was playing in the background with You Ain't Nothing But A Hound Dog!

Singing live in front of 50000 people I....

 

[drdeath67]

...isn't very easy when all you have on is a thong!

When Lucy asked Poggy if he would be her official bikini waxer he...

 

[jod0565]

...he immediately bought a bikini and some candles, melted the candles over the bikini and said, "Here ya' go!"

Picking your nose on a train is just like...

 

[Montrealman]

...the perfect moment to really reflect on life.

Wow, I bet he'll never try that again or....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...at least take off his prosthetic hook first.

My local pub is...

 

[Irony]

the place where many of thousands of people have drunk the night away

After i had my first root I ...........

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...switched to Real Ale and have never looked back*.

When I get a little tipsy, I...


*True. You have GOT to try Black Sheep

 

[drdeath67]

...love running through the streets naked as a Jay bird!

When streaking you must always remember...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...to be caught by the most handsome policeman.

Being naked when your partner is clothed...

 

[drdeath67]

...is like driving at a high rate of speed...without a car!

If Tom Baker went up to Joanne in a pub she would...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...act half her age and one fifth her IQ.

If I were in the Tardis...

 

[drdeath67]

...I wouldn't be sitting at home bored out of my skull!

Noticing my skull laying on the floor I...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...finally worked out why my hat wouldn't fit any more.

Dr Death's skull is very peculiar: it...

 

[drdeath67]

...it has no eyes but it still blinks! (just look at his avatar if you don't believe me! LOL)

It kinda sucks not having eyes because...

 

[thegunner]

...someone might come up behind you and push you into a bus.:o

Getting pushed into a bus is kinda like...

 

[Montrealman]

....a sign that this will not be your lucky day.

I wish I would have invited her for a....

 

[poggy]

...day stripping the wallpaper.

As she watched me work, she...

 

[Montrealman]

...laughed and then said " wrong one".

When you think things are going well they're really just....

 

[Baal]

crystallizing into lumps of crap heading towards the fan at 1000 mile per hour...

Nobody ever said that life was...