Finish the Sentence

[pussyman69]

...miss the dunny bowl when pissin after sex:eek:

I was asked the other day to go and get....

 

[HeartBroker]

...some chinese.

When I got back I was informed...

 

[Iamforever]

that my cat had gotten into the....

 

[HeartBroker]

...blender, again!

Damn cats, you never know what...

 

[dave_rhino]

...kind of hat i should wear tonight.

Cowboys don't make beer these days, but if they did they'd...

 

[HeartBroker]

...make damn good beer!


As a cowboy from hell I would like to say...

 

[pussyman69]

...i dont ride horses no more,so get on up and ride me Bareback baby!

So after the party we ate...

 

[HeartBroker]

...Detroit.


It's not as crowded...

 

[D-rock]

...as the bar on free chicken wing night.

I bop to the east, I bop to the west...

 

[HeartBroker]

...I pop the cork on only the best!


Unless all I can afford is...

 

[jod0565]

...is a bottle of BoonesFarm.

Drinking alone is only...

 

[pussyman69]

...the biggest sin here in australia!

If you caught it from the local hooker you would...

 

[Iamforever]

not care.



when you are ready to go, the only thing holding you up is....

 

[Montrealman]

...getting ready.

Hey, I went to...

 

[member006]

...the Bank today ad it was closed.

I want a reason for the starving ......

 

[jod0565]

...mice who live down the street.

Looks like another...

 

[Iamforever]

septic tank blew and....

 

[Montrealman]

...I was stuck in the....

 

[bigbadbrody]

Midst of all the crap.




Did you feel the mountains tremble, did you hear the oceans roar...

 

[Montrealman]

....Tommy?

If it was meant to...