Finish the Sentence

[drdeath67]

... Santa Claus he wouldn't bring me anything at all!

I saw a giant....

 

[Montrealman]

....toe nail once.

Jammed in a...

 

[drdeath67]

...very small suitcase I made my way across counrty....

 

[HeartBroker]

...to vist my rich dying Aunt!

She said...

 

[Montrealman]

..."I lied, you get zero so stop being so selfish & work for your money or else you'll just"....

 

[HeartBroker]

...eat shit for the rest of your life!


When you surprise a full grown tiger in the wild, it's best to just....

 

[Montrealman]

...bring candy.

The one thing that...

 

[HeartBroker]

...really bugs me is hiccups.

Don't ever look a...

 

[Montrealman]

....way.

There was a time when...

 

[jod0565]

...I felt the need to just...

 

[drdeath67]

...let it rip and fart my ass off!

Once I farted so big I...

 

[jod0565]

...killed the neighbor's parakeet. I said he choked on a seed.

Bring me your poor, your tired, your...

 

[drdeath67]

...big breasted women and I will show you a party!

To be or not to be THAT is the....

 

[jod0565]

...the only that no wants to be, or something like that.

Stand up and be...

 

[drdeath67]

...tall, sit down to be small!

Swimming upstream, I grabbed.....

 

[jod0565]

...the first salmon I saw and teased the bears that were next to me.

I swam to the shore only to find out...

 

[drdeath67]

....it wasn't the shore at all but a steaming pile of dung!:eek:

Holding my nose I claimbed out...

 

[jod0565]

...and knew my Filas were ruined!

The next time I go fishing, I will...

 

[drdeath67]

....wear my rubbers.....and my galoshes!

Speaking as a former smoker I....

 

[jod0565]

...can say I no longer watch "Nic At Nite."

My, what big...