Finish the Sentence

[HeartBroker]

***** out!

The advantage of being insane is...

 

[homerj]

Free cornflakes

Then i saw

 

[HeartBroker]

...the virgin Mary in a pancake.


Don't trip, it's ok to...

 

[member006]

..look at the ass of a giraffe and then feel very tall.

Sometimes the wind passes through the gate and....

 

[holdol]

sometimes it slams it shut in your face

If only I had one more.....

 

[HeartBroker]

thing I'd have one more thing!

I lost my mind in '93, but it's cool cause...

 

[D-rock]

...I just got it back and didn't have to listen to all the crappy music of the last decade.

I drove my Chevy to the levy but the...

 

[HeartBroker]

levy was occupied by a crazy man who said "******side we're the cowboys from hell!!!"


You can imagine my shock, I went to the...

 

[member006]

ladies room and nobody noticed.

Soon I will give up hope of ever....

 

[drdeath67]

....being able to juggle, hop on one foot and sing the Snickers commercial song! *sighs* Maybe if I....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...practise really hard, I'll be better at...

 

[jod0565]

...fooling myself into thinking I can...

 

[.:umop3pisdn:.]

...try something else like hopping on a pogo stick with one foot, one hand, chewing gum, and talking on my cell phone.

I try not to get too complicated with...

 

[jod0565]

...typing because that's not the kind of stroking...

 

[.:umop3pisdn:.]

...I prefer, I like the breast stroke.

And believe me, i'm not talking about...

 

[member006]

..swimming in any way shape or form.

Go ahead tickle my .....

 

[HeartBroker]

fancy!


I never complain because...

 

[member006]

...it doesn't do a damned bit of good.

I am getting upset at the fact that....

 

[HeartBroker]

...I can't seem to find my mind!

Ride a shark to...

 

[D-rock]

...cross the ocean for free.

You don't always get what you...