Finish the Sentence

[HeartBroker]

..my mind is thoughtless.


Occasionally I like to actually think of...

 

[Iamforever]

nothing

i went for a walk and....

 

[TallCowboy]

found a 20 dollar bill and i went to spend it......

 

[jod0565]

...on a hooker, but she was a...

 

[HeartBroker]

meat masher!


Still I thought...

 

[jod0565]

...I like tenderized meat and she looked like...

 

[HeartBroker]

a real lady.

I took 1,500 out of my pocket and...

 

[TallCowboy]

and ran away with my .....

 

[HeartBroker]

...money and my car!!

Later I found...

 

[jod0565]

...my car keys in a rabbit hole.

Looking up skirts is...

 

[Iamforever]

okay if you are 12.


its not okay to...

 

[HeartBroker]

do as an adult but...


Sometimes a shotgun is the best.....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...solution to the question of who does the washing up.

Oh, it can be very boring just...

 

[Iamforever]

say fuck it. it will be over soon.


i rule because...

 

[Montrealman]

....I know how to get South Of Heaven.

If we all just...

 

[HeartBroker]

got along there would be no war (Please keep hoping man, really!)

Until then, I say speak softly and....

 

[iluvbgtits]

....and carry many big sticks. (you may need more than one)

Tiger Woods (who has just won his 5th golf tourney in a row), calls his accountant every day and says....

 

[-KING-]

..."Super-size Me!"

As i pull up to the house i....

 

[HeartBroker]

see Tiger there waiting for crack !!

I usually ignore crackheads but...

 

[pussyman69]

...this time i belted one:fight:

To stop the ********,i might just...