Finish the Sentence

[drdeath67]

...rather sexy in an Angela Lansbury kinda way!

OMFG did I just.....

 

[jod0565]

...refer to the most boring show ever on television, next to...

 

[drdeath67]

...that show on the "Watching Grass Grow" channel!

Pepper mixed with nitroglycerin is...

 

[nothingandless]

...a fine icing on my birthday cake.

a bloody nose will surely occur after many...

 

[drdeath67]

...nose dives onto the pavement but only if you....

 

[nothingandless]

...are sure to keep you hands behind your back.
i never want to go to...

 

[drdeath67]

...to another zoo again, because the monkeys wouldn't feed me!

I ran a red light 2 days ago and...

 

[Rastagir]

.....run (literally!) into the Woman of My Life!

When I woke up next to the pink gorilla......

 

[nothingandless]

...i said to myself, "no more tea from blue flowers that grow near the purple pond."
toads enjoy getting...

 

[drdeath67]

...there legs cut off and fried up so people can eat them...I think!

Toe jam is.....

 

[nothingandless]

...good on just about anything!
i like to scrape fungus out from under...

 

[drdeath67]

...the toilet seat at the local truck stop and sculpt famous people out of it!

Harry Pothead got caught again smoking pot in....

 

[nothingandless]

...his bosses office.
dale the drunk was driving down route 66 drinking dab when...

 

[drdeath67]

...when a wild mountain moron ran out in front of him screaming "I have a tractor in my balls" Dale swerved and hit a...

 

[nothingandless]

...an opossum.
when he got out to see what it was he hit, the only thing there was some bloody footprints and...

 

[pussypoppa]

...a chopped off penis, there was also a...

 

[Rastagir]

....a pair of pink slippers, a manicured little piggy and 4 red M&Ms

But as he turned to go......

 

[D-rock]

...eat the M&Ms a little rabbit came out and got them before he could get there.

He was in a bind, cause he was way behind, and was willing to make...

 

[member006]

his pants fell and he tripped.

Once again a waffle has.....

 

[Montrealman]

...found it's way into my mouth.

I'm on my way to LadyLove's house to watch Inventing The Abotts when all of a sudden...