Finish the Sentence

[HeartBroker]

good banging then.

I must coness, I have this...

 

[Dro50]

gargantuan debt to pya to over 20,000 porn sites.

It's better to be free and dead than...

 

[pussypoppa]

...have a small penis.

Men who have really big balls are.....

 

[nothingandless]

...usually listening to ac/dc.
a coward is somebody who, when confronted with...

 

[iluvbgtits]

...the truth, screws up and confesses to everything! (lol)

I get so hard when looking at the babygotboobs vids, that it's....

 

[nothingandless]

...almost impossible for me not to throw my shoulder out.
i wonder what it's like being with a 16 foot tall...

 

[pussypoppa]

...vibrator, DAMN im gonna need alot of....

 

[D-rock]

...midgets inside of it to generate the power it needs.

Do it like a....

 

[drdeath67]

...creampuff with you pickled pigs feet?

Bologna and whipped cream is one tasty....

 

[D-rock]

...meal when you add habanero peppers to it.

It was the night befoe Christmas...

 

[drdeath67]

And all through the house, I started inching, I think it was a louse...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...no, it was me, the old Freeones Mouse!

Normally, I wouldn't dream of...

 

[drdeath67]

...running down a busy roadway but hey, I'm unpredictable!

A few weeks ago I was swimming along down the Thames River when...

 

[Montrealman]

...Mr.Thames came over in a canoe and told me "Get the F#$k off my river!!!"

So, I then....

 

[drdeath67]

...got the F#$k off his river...'cause the dude was a giant!!!!

Running away like a puss I....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...bumped into some American tourists, who...

 

[drdeath67]

...all had cabbages for hands! I screamed, "Whoa, you have cabbages for hands! WHAT THE....."

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...HELL HAS DR DEATH BEEN SMOKING?"

My wacky baccy dreams always include...

 

[drdeath67]

...clowns and a sweet lil' mouse that is actually funnier than the clowns!

She tells the best jokes like the one about the Rabbi and the....

 

[jod0565]

...the Ham Hawk - which is a big swooping bird that attacks pigs.

Jacked up feet on women are...