Finally, an exercising contest for fat people

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
This lies under my continuing "Fuck you, Ohio" segment. Who the fuck else would mix an exercise event with stuffing your face with fattie foods?
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The Tour de Donut is a unique bicycle event, where your ability to eat donuts is just as important as your ability to ride your bicycle fast. The event is a mass start timed bicycle "race" where riders visit two "donut stops" during the 30 mile course and eat donuts. For each donut the rider eats during the ride (and keeps down) they have 5 minutes deducted from their ride time. There are prizes in several classes including the coveted golden Tour de Donut championship belt for the best adjusted "donut time". We also award the most donuts eaten in several classes, and for the speed freaks we also award the fastest bike only time.
I spent years fruitlessly looking for a serious marathon/half marathon event to come to this area - and this is the **** I get?
Once again...Fuck You, Ohio.
 

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